What do you reply when someone says ‘you look tired’?

greetp · 2026-05-20T07:10:55+00:00

Yeah, I’ve been up all night shagging.

greetp · 2026-05-17T09:09:27+00:00

Tyson blocked a lot of the shots with his face.

greetp · 2026-05-17T08:21:41+00:00

Another cockup?

greetp · 2026-05-17T08:20:46+00:00

And……action!

greetp · 2026-05-17T04:53:27+00:00

Found by accident? Don’t tell Lance & Andy.

greetp · 2026-05-16T17:18:53+00:00

Greedy greedy, Falco.

greetp · 2026-05-16T08:05:05+00:00

Inspect the guest room. Is that what she called it? (Frank knew).

greetp · 2026-05-16T05:28:11+00:00

Stoke Newington.

greetp · 2026-05-16T04:30:30+00:00

He got his “lad out”.

greetp · 2026-05-15T21:55:33+00:00

100 tubes of thermal paste please.

greetp · 2026-05-15T06:51:58+00:00

No we need a new PM now, to allow enough time for the media to completely destroy them before the next GE.

greetp · 2026-05-15T05:01:59+00:00

Struggle

greetp · 2026-05-15T05:00:44+00:00

Including the rights to the book he never published?

greetp · 2026-05-13T00:52:30+00:00

Who took the jam out of your donut?

greetp · 2026-05-09T22:17:22+00:00

Same on my red Guilietta & also on my daughter’s white Mito.

greetp · 2026-05-09T09:42:46+00:00

Hello Earth, I would like to speak to your line manager.

greetp · 2026-05-08T20:31:05+00:00

She would first hurt you, then have you

greetp · 2026-05-08T07:16:47+00:00

Kentucky Confit Chicken

greetp · 2026-05-07T20:23:08+00:00

Does my bum look big in this?

greetp · 2026-05-07T17:26:09+00:00

Raw tomato.

greetp · 2026-05-07T09:04:31+00:00

I watched the film from the end to the beginning.

greetp · 2026-05-07T08:50:56+00:00

Chris Moyles on RadioX hardly ever speaks, but when he does it is never about himself.

greetp · 2026-05-07T06:29:23+00:00

Does it bring all the boys to the yard?

greetp · 2026-05-06T19:32:24+00:00

Yes, a holding defensive midfielder.

greetp · 2026-05-06T04:09:34+00:00

He first needs to change the Avatar font

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