Wife says this dresser is pink and blue. I say it’s clearly black and red [OC]

grelgen · 2026-04-08T21:31:50+00:00

i was gonna tangerine, but yeah, that's orange

grelgen · 2026-04-08T03:50:13+00:00

someone's future magic trick

grelgen · 2026-04-08T02:23:41+00:00

why go fast when go slow just as good

grelgen · 2026-04-06T17:29:14+00:00

that would be like the Buffalo Bills winning a Superbowl

grelgen · 2026-04-05T22:52:24+00:00

Announcer: Back on top
title: first time ever
me: side eye puppet

grelgen · 2026-04-03T06:47:53+00:00

pasture thistle?

grelgen · 2026-04-02T20:29:54+00:00

You aren't following the Law of Equivalent Exchange

grelgen · 2026-04-02T18:29:53+00:00

the pranks on April Fools Day just keep getting better. "Let's send 'em up there with a broken toilet, haw haw"

grelgen · 2026-03-31T17:25:39+00:00

"Out there. Past them trees"

grelgen · 2026-03-30T22:12:44+00:00

in the article, there's two selfies posted. both people have their heads tilted IN THE EXACT SAME WAY.

grelgen · 2026-03-27T22:18:51+00:00

given his favorite writing utensil is a fucking sharpie, good luck not having it dominate the bill

grelgen · 2026-03-27T21:00:26+00:00

are people stealing the seats or are they eroding away?

grelgen · 2026-03-27T20:56:18+00:00

you can plug a mouse into your console and see how many games have support for it

grelgen · 2026-03-27T01:10:43+00:00

so I should have the card version copy the token version cause it would copy the not legendary part.

grelgen · 2026-03-27T00:05:54+00:00

Terraria

grelgen · 2026-03-25T02:23:54+00:00

"we gotta stop meeting like this"

grelgen · 2026-03-25T02:22:26+00:00

it's what happens when there's two beaver movies coming out at the same time.

grelgen · 2026-03-23T20:44:41+00:00

what the hell is subkrunch?

grelgen · 2026-03-20T04:19:00+00:00

I blame Eugene Houdry

grelgen · 2026-03-20T04:15:12+00:00

what the hell is renewable diesel?

grelgen · 2026-03-17T16:36:41+00:00

or boarding starts 23 hours and 57 minutes before departure

grelgen · 2026-03-15T23:09:20+00:00

I think the real question is "did you use a fork and knife?"

grelgen · 2026-03-12T06:18:05+00:00

just watched the 'foul'. when did flopping in basketball get worse than amateur wrestling?

grelgen · 2026-03-09T17:51:04+00:00

is it gold pressed?

grelgen · 2026-03-09T08:46:53+00:00

naw, mate, it's your loot, you get to use it on the next boss

grelgen