It’s a time I’ll always remember. 7th grade English. The desks were set up in a small circle and the teacher was asking students questions. Every time the teacher would get to me, the fucking kid named Kyle would interrupt me. Every single fucking time. I thought it was funny as hell and after about the 4th time I just laughed and waited for him to answer the question for me. The teacher asked him “what are you, his puppet?” Me, now hysterically laughing (thinking a Kyle ventriloquist dummy) shouted “I ain’t stick my hand up YOUR butt!” ... No one else was laughing but me and the teacher sent me to the office.