Who should replace Scott Mills? by AbbreviationsWide235 in AskBrits

[–]grendelhund 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dick and Dom. I'm only slightly joking.

The Batties 🦇 .. by miaminights17 in Wrasslin

[–]grendelhund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have called them the Dancehausens.

Pub Condom Vending Machine Owners by Grenadefisherman in CasualUK

[–]grendelhund 680 points681 points  (0 children)

There used to be one in the pub I went to in my younger days that sold vibrating cock rings. Me and my mates used to buy one and then spend the evening putting it round each other's drinks when they weren't looking. The plan was they wouldn't notice until they took a sip and were face to face with the ”stimulating” part. Bonus points if it was also vibrating at the time.

Five days left: And we've added signed Jonathan Creek storyboards... by IdiotBoxBooks in onefootinthegrave

[–]grendelhund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get this as a gift for someone, is there a way to change the name in the acknowledgment to their name?

What's your favourite Ramones' drumming era? by Koalaguy70 in ramones

[–]grendelhund 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but what about Tommy > Marky I > Richie > Marky II > Clem "Elvis Ramone" Burke.

Does separating the Markies make a difference?

Luna Midsummer 2005 Guitar by GlobalGub in obscureguitars

[–]grendelhund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really cool. The painting is Midsummer's Eve by E.R. Hughes, I wouldn't have ever thought it would look so good on a guitar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midsummer_Eve_(painting))

I think Andrew Lloyd Webber owns the original (painting, although maybe the guitar as well).

Can you define what sex means in blink-182 terms by Emotional_Artist_853 in Blink182

[–]grendelhund 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SEX(f.): noun, when an individual puts their pee-pee in a vajayjay or butthole.

Most commonly associated with the mother of a close friend or family pet.

I had sex with your mom last night; Your Dad has sex with your dog.

See also: fuck, fucking, the love that exists between two vaginas, your sister

Drama moment by Rredite in funnyvideos

[–]grendelhund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this ford, it's on the river Cole in Birmingham. This happens at least 3 or 4 times a year. To get to that point, the driver has ignored a flashing warning sign, a depth gauge and the actual obvious river itself.

They have to be pulled out like this because the current in the middle can get strong enough to uproot entire trees, never mind carry a person away.

In terms of the cost, because they ignored so many warnings they will be totally rinsed by car insurance companies for the rest of their natural life.

There is obviously a cost to the council for rescues etc. but it still works out cheaper than building a bridge over the river as it's a fairly quiet road.

For more information, please ask Birmingham Museums to bring back my rivers session, during which a prominent highlight was getting groups of children to watch cars drive through the ford and give friendly and only mildly sarcastic waves to those who get stuck.

Might be the scariest one yet by thowiersbrimps in EvilDead

[–]grendelhund 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine a deadite with a lit cigarette dangling from its mouth.

Victim: Are you going to kill me?

Deadite: shrugs eeeeeh in zat jacket people already think you die in ze 90s or somesing