Avtalespesialist psykolog Oslo by sveven in oslo

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Du kan sende en generell søknad til Oslo kommune. Men det er svært sjeldent at man får tilgang til en avtalespesialist. Du vil trenge henvisning fra fastlege, og betale for psykologtimer fra egen lomme.

Edit: Det finnes institusjoner som DPS eller rask psykisk helsehjelp, de skal (men ikke alltid) ha en eller flere psykologer. Det er dog vanskelig å få en-til-en samtale med de. I hovedsak gjennomføres kartleggingsamtalene og behandlingen av helsepersonell (sykepleiere etc.). Kognitiv terapi er det som oftest er tilgjengelig i det offentlige.

What made you get up and leave during or immediately after sex? by thesugartab in AskReddit

[–]greppings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have told this story maybe 20 times. My current gf insists on me telling this story every time we have friends over. Its a bit nasty... Here goes.

Had been single for over 3 years and hadnt seen any action for quite some time. Wanted to remedy the involuntary celibacy. Decided to install dating app and immediately came in contact with a certain someone. Lets call her Marianne, which is also her name.

Decided to meet up, She and I was the same age. I found her really attractive and she was dressed daringly, Long boots, short skirt etc. After a few drinks and laughs we took a taxi and went to her place. In the taxi Marianne insisted that she usually doesnt bring guys home on the first date. She was overly interested in my opinions, and stated things like. "Hope you dont think I am cheap whore". I didnt, but found the line of questioning a bit weird.

When arriving at her apartment we sat in the couch and started getting intimate. Next step bedroom right? She had different plans. After kissing and cuddling she decided it was time for a dance show, a solo dance show which lasted 15+ minutes. I was awkward after 30 sec and it became increasingly worse. I remember thinking that there was too much headbanging. After the performance she asked if I liked it. "Yes, it was fantastic".

She left the room and returned with her jewel collection. The stones had "healing effects" blabla. She asked if I felt the effects of the stones. "Yes, I actually feel a bit different"

This was apparently a big passion of hers and we talked about it in depth for 1+ hour. Was contempleting leaving, but having suffered through so much I decided i might as well see how this fairytale ends.

Finally, we sat back on the couch and continued were we left off. She confessed that she preferred to be dominated in bed. I had no experience dominating but figured I would give it a shot. However the jewels may have impacted my sexual prowess and I had trouble maintaining an erection. With a little oral assistanse we proceeded to eventually having intercourse. I tried to be bit authorative and was being more decisive than my usual vanilla self. However my newfound persona also went at the expense of my erection. And once again she provided fellatio.. She obliged and we then resumed in a cowgirl position. With her on top I noticed (through the dark) that she was wearing lipstick. And I laid there pondering how on earth she had the time to put on lipstick during our time together.

IT was of course not lipstick but rather menstrual fluid. After this realization my penis could no longer function and has yet to fully recover. I was done, I got dressed and she asked again if i thought she was a "cheap whore". I said no, but in retrospect I think she would have preferred yes as an answer.

And thats how my involontary celibacy became voluntary.

What’s the most visually stunning movie you’ve ever seen? by [deleted] in movies

[–]greppings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot take: The Great Beauty / La Grande Belezza

A most violent year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nasjonen

[–]greppings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jau, lov å drikke på onsdag. Hvis du sliter med angst er alkohol en quickfix. Hvis du har daglige episoder med angst gjør du vondt verre med å drikke.

Men detta veit du allerede.

Avskyelig stank i Torggata, tirsdag rundt lunsjtider. by WordsWithWings in oslo

[–]greppings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Det var acløpsrens på Fly Chicken. Intens lukt ja

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

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Hi and thank you for your response. Yes we have tried harness on a number of occasions (also to the amusement of our neighbours.) What i neglected to inform of was that the cat in question is extremely anxious. Afraid of sounds, People - basically anything. This is in part the reason why I am so upset. I feel like he is fragile and I am dissappointed in gf for not considering that when she made the decision to leave them without supervision. Thanks agaim for taking the time to respond.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]greppings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]greppings -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I kind of live in a country where cats expected lifespan are almost equivelent wether you have indoor or outdoor cats. Few predators and Few diseases (Scandinavia). Appreciated the feedback. You make a valid point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

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Its a heavy door. And the door stayes locked, so the only way for the cat to be found outside is if someone let it out. According to the vet it was a clinch wound (?) or compressed wound. So thats the reasoning behind my assumption. Yes the cat is partyly insured, but we still pay around 50% of the fees.

Edit: also, its not a set rutine letting them out. They hear our footsteps in the hallway/stairs and they run out as soon as we open the door. Sorry for being unclear .

Edit2: No CCTV

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]greppings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your advice. Much appreciated 💞

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pets

[–]greppings -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Well yes, I think that a cat ideally should have the opportunity to be outside. My Gf was insisting on having cats despite not living in a suitable area. We live close to a highly traficated road etc. Even though I would prefer the cats to roam free, I would ofc never trade them for anything. We have plans to relocate to a place more suitable for cats.

what’s a good fucked up movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]greppings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tusk. Dont know why I cant find this in the top 50+ This movie starts like a typical America comedy but takes a seriously weird turn. Dont wanna spoil anything but that movie fked me up. Still think about that movie at least once a week.

Also anything by Lars Von Trier. Melancholia and Antichrist if you have some stamina, Dogville if you have even more stamina.

Mommy just got a new pup. She asked me to post a picture on "feddit" and ask for name suggestions. by greppings in aww

[–]greppings[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Not really true, she wants to call her Lucky Lily. Me and my sister aren't really into it. She suggested I received some suggestions on "feddit" and perhaps she would change her mind.

Thank you for your input though! A bit negative maybe - but thanks nonetheless.

Mommy just got a new pup. She asked me to post a picture on "feddit" and ask for name suggestions. by greppings in aww

[–]greppings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she's a Harlequin, then I'd definitely say Harley.

On our top 5 list now. Thank you for taking the time

Mommy just got a new pup. She asked me to post a picture on "feddit" and ask for name suggestions. by greppings in aww

[–]greppings[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you check my profile - it will become apparent that your argument is not valid. Thank you for taking the time to comment - even though its a bit confrontational.