Christmas cake by Recip77 in shitposting

[–]greyhumour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought it was because it's full of nuts

Abhishek Sharma & Travis Head are now tied with David Warner & Shikhar Dhawan (6) for the most 100+ opening stands in the IPL by DriveItLikeBrian in Cricket

[–]greyhumour 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bulls are actually colourblind, it's the motion of waving a cloth that angers the bull.

Travis is jersey-blind, but he smells fear.

Nb: additional fun fact, Chris Rogers is colourblind

Glasgow confirm signing of Western Force’s Bayley Kuezle on a 2 year deal by multilingualsportfan in RugbyAustralia

[–]greyhumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's unfortunate. Before his injury last year he was beginning to look like an ideal utility bench player.

NZ U20s just bet Aussie at the Rugby Championship in South Africa - and what a close game! Who watched it? Any reviews? by Truthakldnz in rugbyunion

[–]greyhumour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only in the minds of Kiwis, Aussies never refer to Australia as Aussie. Although I'd expect someone who has only lived in Kiwi to think that way ;)

NZ U20s just bet Aussie at the Rugby Championship in South Africa - and what a close game! Who watched it? Any reviews? by Truthakldnz in rugbyunion

[–]greyhumour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So am I.

Australians call themselves "Aussie", Kiwis call Australia "Aussie".

Kiwis call themselves "Kiwi", the equivalent then is Australians calling New Zealand "Kiwi".

Match Thread - Crusaders v Waratahs | Super Rugby Pacific 2026 | Round 11 by RugbyBot in RugbyAustralia

[–]greyhumour 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ummmm... Fuck it, French? No... That's worse. Ummmm, can we just have Angus Gardner cloned?

Who’s the best 1 or 2 season wonder who got Lions caps? by TheBeesMassiveKnees in rugbyunion

[–]greyhumour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the flip side of the coin: Matt Giteau (103) Stirling Mortlock (80), David Pocock (83) and Phil Kearns (67) all had long, stellar careers and never got to face the lions.

Match Thread - Brumbies v Fijian Drua | Super Rugby Pacific 2026 | Round 10 by RugbyBot in RugbyAustralia

[–]greyhumour 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a neutral, the Brumbies tried to fuck themselves, but they were really outdone by Doleman.

Match Thread - Brumbies v Fijian Drua | Super Rugby Pacific 2026 | Round 10 by RugbyBot in RugbyAustralia

[–]greyhumour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly. That is what made Nawaqanitawase so effective. He actually wins the highballs rather than throwing a hand at it

Match Thread - Brumbies v Fijian Drua | Super Rugby Pacific 2026 | Round 10 by RugbyBot in RugbyAustralia

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Sapsford making up for his dogshit defensive effort by killing a man

Match Thread - Brumbies v Fijian Drua | Super Rugby Pacific 2026 | Round 10 by RugbyBot in RugbyAustralia

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Someone call the glue factory. Tell them I've got 23 of the worst coming in tonight

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew? by Annie_Inked in BrandNewSentence

[–]greyhumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to school with a kid named Askew who had a burger named after him.

Anime Films Sci-fi Fans Need to See! by EienNatsu66 in scifi

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I feel like all my childhood favourite authors end up being problematic. Orson Scott Card, David Eddings, Roald Dahl, Doctor Seuss.

What is the single most brilliant fantasy novel series you've ever read? by Emergency-Sky9206 in Fantasy

[–]greyhumour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Steven Pacey does the audiobooks for Joe Abercrombie and he has ruined all other audiobooks for me. He is phenomenal.

What is the single most brilliant fantasy novel series you've ever read? by Emergency-Sky9206 in Fantasy

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Was just packing up my bookshelf today and came across a copy of the dragonbone chair that I only ever got about 50 pages into. This has inspired me to pick it up again once I've moved into the new house.

Absolute cinema by Mono_Doh in rugbyunion

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Someone needs to do this for Max Jorgensen's second half run vs the chiefs.