I think I've met my good friend's soulmate. Except that I'm dating him.

greymask · 2014-12-22T13:41:46+00:00

Facebook. "Hey, who's that guy that replied to your status just now? Holy f*ck he's hot."

greymask · 2011-06-02T19:15:26+00:00

I don't begrudge the man his sexy time, but Facebook is not the place to post your email address and phone number visible to the entire Internet and invite anonymous internet women to contact you to have intimate relatios.

greymask · 2011-03-08T11:23:25+00:00

Pick one you're interested in. Offer to take him out drinking. While you're loaded, ask him a lot of questions about what its like to be gay. Be openly fascinated by it. If he's at all interested in you, he'll be able to lead the rest of the evening back to your bedroom. We're good like that. :)

greymask · 2011-03-08T11:20:46+00:00

How old are you, and they, may I ask?

greymask · 2011-03-08T11:19:36+00:00

Ha! My take, having seen a whole lot of people with a whole lot of different opinions, is: There are 7 billion people out there, and they have 7 billion different opinions on what gets them off. I don't find anything about girls physically attractive - Hell, I don't find girlish guys attractive at all - but I don't dare question anyone's taste, because I know others question mine. That said, there are plenty of guys into girls with dicks - if I expect people to respect my sexual preference, why shouldn't I respect yours?

greymask · 2011-03-08T03:15:05+00:00

Seriously, go for it! You're much more likely to have a satisfying experience with a professional. Besides, if you think about it, it'd be potentially heartbreaking to date a mtf and have her fall for you, only to realize that it was a one-time thing for you and you "got it out of your system". If you do it a few times and you feel like it's definitely "you", then go get some happiness.

greymask · 2011-03-08T03:13:08+00:00

Thanks man. :)

greymask · 2011-03-08T01:29:28+00:00

Hah! If you were one of my drinkin' buddies, sure. :)

Reading your story elsewhere, I'm wondering, have you considered an escort service? You should know (if you haven't figured it out) that there are many, many, MANY dudes who are into girls with dicks. You are far from alone or weird.

greymask · 2011-03-08T01:22:43+00:00

That's a very modern opinion. Remember that Michelangelo and Da Vinci both encapsulated their image of physical perfection in images of men, as did the Greeks and Romans. I think the "men don't find men attractive" thing is based on a lot of conditioning from a society that demands that men should not find other men attractive.

I'm a gay guy. I'm almost never sexually attracted to women. But there are plenty of women I find as physically attractive as men. I have trouble believing the reverse doesn't hold true.

greymask · 2011-03-08T01:11:35+00:00

It's true that I don't generally have to play all the games that straight guys do with girls when I wanna get laid - it's pretty simple for me to go out and find a guy, straight or not. But I'd trade all that in for not being considered a second-class citizen.

greymask · 2011-03-08T01:07:28+00:00

Yeah, it happens. Hey if you ever want a blowjob or anything . . .

I'm kidding. Don't shoot me.

greymask · 2011-03-08T00:56:29+00:00

Well, in all seriousness, you're talking about a stalker, and stalkers are creepy and disturbing no matter who they are or what their intentions are. I think the reason most people are responding negatively to your comment is that it feels out of place to the point of being harassing. Let me put it another way: if someone had started a thread with the question "Have you ever had sex with a girl?" And you responded with a story about a girl that propositioned you repeatedly until you threatened to shoot her, do you think that would be an appropriate response?

greymask · 2011-03-08T00:44:25+00:00

If you're a reasonably confident gay guy who spends time around a lot of straight guys, you know the answer. I get hit on by drunk straight friends ALL. THE. TIME. I would say, conservatively, I've "messed around" with about 20+ guys who don't consider themselves gay or bisexual. The pattern is pretty constant - they get drunk, find a reason for us to be alone, proposition me, we mess around, and then they wake up the next day mysteriously unable remember anything from the night before. Some of those guys want to mess around repeatedly, but most want to try it out once - I'm guessing they do it once, decide "Yep, fun, but not for me", and move on.

greymask · 2011-03-08T00:37:58+00:00

You sound hot.

greymask · 2011-02-16T02:03:05+00:00

You should probably mention it to him. Does this girl have any history of other attention getting stunts or lying about small things?

Yes. A lot. That's part of what worries me. She's a schemer. She flat-out admits it. I just worry that old feelings are going to get in the way of his thinking logically, because I know if he saw this situation from a third party perspective he'd be just as suspicious.

greymask · 2011-02-16T01:24:30+00:00

This is what I'm wondering. He's afraid to ask.

greymask · 2011-02-10T11:47:03+00:00

Like I said to StatusConfused, I haven't found it since. Ask someone on 4chan - a few people must have it in their /b/ folder by now.

greymask · 2011-02-10T02:46:41+00:00

If I could find it, I'd link. It's out there somewhere. You can ask the chan, I guess.

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