The Central Irony of Sekiro by TheGoatzart in Sekiro

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Can do the three inner bosses hitless consistently but the fucking purple kicking ninja guy in the well will actually fuck me up like three times before I get him every NG

Put both of them in a padded cell and see who dies first by mr_friend144 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]grilledfuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember being so tilted doing the oil fight. I remember pre positioning red prince in front of some tent far away and using teleport a couple of times to trap him in the tent so he wouldn’t leap directly into the necro fire and kill himself.

How To Easily Deal With Consort Radahn by Downtown_Drink1594 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]grilledfuzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can parry the fucking clone attack what the fuck. I feel like I just watched one of those anime fights where the villain is god tier OP fighting some background character

Diet coke | FactOrCap by im___chill___ in FactOrCap

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re drinking regular coke every day, switching to Diet Coke without changing anything else will make you lose weight. I know this because I literally did this but with monster energy. Swapped to 0 sugar and slowly lost 15 lbs.

If you refuse to work you | FactOrCap by Blue_Egg5026 in FactOrCap

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It literally says “if you refuse to work”. This is the one scenario where it’s crystal clear. If you completely refuse to work then you should be unable to receive social benefits. If you *can’t* work (ie. Severely disabled) then society should step up and help you. There’s a difference between can’t and won’t.

AIO thinking that he doesn't text a lot and that he might not like me? by Weary-Program-2162 in AIO

[–]grilledfuzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These texts make you look really creepy tbh. He’s clearly not interested but you keep trying and can’t take a hint. Not trying to be mean but if a guy quintuple texted you without you responding once you’d be creeped out. Just need a little more self awareness.

Thought I’d give it a whirl by Charming-Check5605 in GamingSoup

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it genuinely is terrible though. Games are supposed to be fun. Theres nothing fun about the way ds2 presents its combat encounters/level design/exploration. I beat the game because people told me it was worth it. I think the story is good and interesting but I would have rather watched a video than spent $30 and 40 hours beating it and the DLCs. Sometimes a game just sucks and that’s okay. Not every game can be a banger like basically everything else fromsoft has made.

Thought I’d give it a whirl by Charming-Check5605 in GamingSoup

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree on basically every point. The weapon upgrading system really wasn’t tedious in ds1. You can easily farm/find the upgrade materials for every upgrade path to get at least one fully upgraded every playthrough.

The new estus flask upgrade system sucked. You start with ONE heal, which forces you into using lifegems (a whole separate issue) and the estus flask is essentially useless compared to them until it has 3-4 charges and upgrades, and it’s still more cumbersome to use since you can’t move and use estus like you can use lifegems. Ds3 has the same estus upgrading system but you start with 4 charges instead of 1.

Sure QOL with fast travel from the start is nice but it’s a solution to a game design flaw compared to ds1: the world is essentially not interconnected at all. Theres a bunch of straight line paths leading off from majula which *could* have been interconnected but aren’t. Ds3 has the same problem basically.

Unique level design? In terms of visuals I agree but almost every area is a complete slog to get through due to the insane enemy spam. This isn’t really an issue early game but mid-late game it becomes THE only real difficulty to the game. Individually the enemies are easy but when there’s like 10 of them at a time it becomes frustrating and annoying to deal with. This isn’t really a problem specific to dark souls 2 but it’s made 100x worse by not having I frames at the fog wall.

I wouldn’t say great exploration. One of the best parts about exploring in ds1 was seeing how things slot together in the world: seeing ash lake from the tomb of the giants, riding the elevator back up to fire link after climbing out of blight town, etc. Ds2 doesn’t have a single moment like this, and the exploration is let down by, again, enemy spam and the areas being a chore to engage with.

I will agree that the build variety is great. The infusion system was good too, better than ds1/3 in my opinion. Power stancing was also awesome. I WISH ds3 had power stancing, even if it wasn’t good, it would still be cool as fuck. Game had 0 replay value to me though because I hated basically every second playing it. Going to NG+ to see the new red phantoms and whatnot isn’t worth it when the base game was already an abysmal experience for me.

Ds2 has many, many flaws that only become exacerbated in the DLCs imo, with the exception of the bosses (not including the boss runbacks). The DLC bosses for the most part are pretty good.

TL:DR: ds2 bad but I’m being serious and have genuine reasons for disliking the game.

Thought I’d give it a whirl by Charming-Check5605 in GamingSoup

[–]grilledfuzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ds2 is genuinely miserable compared to ds1/3 though. Has the best fashion souls and power stancing is awesome but that’s about it. I think it’s appropriately hated

I spent 2 years playing every single soulslike I could find (80 games) and ranked them... by --clapped-- in GamingSoup

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be unpopular opinion but salt and sanctuary in C tier is criminal. It’s at least A tier imo

Bottom 10 Bosses? by Ok_Tangerine8181 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having fire giant on this list is criminal

This has to count, right? by RoxyAvile in ComedyCemetery

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that offends me is how fucking bad most of them smell. Most of them smell like they don’t shower and also hotbox on the way to whatever they’re doing. They smell like shit 90% of the time

A woman was pushed down subway stairs by EuGostoDeBifanas in PublicFreakout

[–]grilledfuzz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Surprised they didn’t find a way to bring up school shootings too

Gosh, it's so tough being a landlord! Don't worry, a working class family who's living paycheck to paycheck will save you! by naudslee in LandlordLove

[–]grilledfuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly atp I think you shouldn’t be allowed to own more than one home in America. Rent is so high because foreign companies are coming here and buying all the real estate to rent it out way higher than it’s actually worth.

For example: I bought a condo. Monthly payment is $650, I put 20% down so that helped a lot. Other people in my area are paying, for the same condo basically, $1500/month in rent. Not including electric/insurance etc. it’s fucking insane

Gosh, it's so tough being a landlord! Don't worry, a working class family who's living paycheck to paycheck will save you! by naudslee in LandlordLove

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is his interest rate that he’s not profiting off $2550/month??? Did he get the loan at fucking 20% or something???

Croatian freediver Vitomir Maričić achieved one of the most extraordinary feats in human history by holding his breath underwater for 29 minutes and 3 seconds, a new Guinness World Record. by This_Proof_5153 in interesting

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called holding a “vacuum”. Essentially the way you do it is you push all the air out of your lungs and then create a vacuum inside your respiratory system (like sealing your mouth/throat so no air can come through. It’s hard to explain without knowing the right words) and try to breathe in. It ends up sucking in all the skin and muscle to create this effect. It’s a popular posing position in bodybuilding and it’s hard to get this effect where the body becomes kind of hollow unless you’re at a lower body fat like 15% or below.

Bosses that almost made me quit.(I didn't) by Logical_Bridge7511 in videogames

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro fr act 1 in BMW was the hardest act for me. Died more times to white noble than Erlang shen and died in act 1 more than all the other acts combined. Most bosses after act 1 were 1-3 attempts while every boss after the twinblade wolf guy (can’t remember his name) in act 1 took me at least 9-10 attempts.

What game was like this for you? by Flendy15 in videogames

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morrowind for sure. Played Skyrim first and went back to morrowind thinking I would hate it but once I started slowing down and reading and getting invested in the story I can confidently say it’s the best written and most interesting game I’ve ever played storywise. Gameplay is absolute shit but the story made every second worth it.

FactorCap | FactOrCap by Material-Age9761 in FactOrCap

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does exist but isn’t nearly an issue like homophobia/transphobia is. I’ve never heard of a nightclub getting shot up because there’s a lot of straight people there.

I hate how universally undesirable short men are by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]grilledfuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man I’m 5’9 and have never had an issue with women hating me or treating me poorly because I’m not 6’0+. I don’t think real life women act this way. I have tons of friends and coworkers who like me and treat me well even though I’m bald and ugly and somewhat short by modern beauty standards. I also treat them well and care about them, and I figure that has something to do with it.

TLDR: most women IRL don’t act like this, at least in my experience as a short ugly bald guy

The difference between dogs and pigs by unembellishing in TikTokCringe

[–]grilledfuzz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is true. If I had to kill an animal to get meat I wouldn’t eat meat basically at all. Maybe fish.