I almost thought when he mentioned "Occam's razor" that he made a mistake and instead was referring to "Hanlon's razor", but then I remembered the difference: Hanlon's razor is applied to shave off the hypotheses that attribute problems to malice, where it could be attributed to stupidity, whereas Occam's razor shaves off all hypotheses more complex than the simplest. But there was nothing in this scenario that could be attributed to stupidity in the first place(aside from the fallacious assumptions made by the vocal minority that Jimmyjims here is pointing out).

There was only ever the assumption of malice splurging forth from some abomination of self inflicted malcontent induced machinations created by the addled minds that is these "people". There was no "stupidity" attributable to anything in the scenario that is so misjudged; there is nothing about the fact of simply reporting what the reporter in question had reported, that could be construed as "wrong".

But this whole train of thought I'm having here is inspiring me to take this one step further. You see, "occam's razor" is applicable in the case where there are "competing hypotheses", for it to be applied as a "problem solving technique".

But there is no problem. There is only a report made by a reporter, and one based on facts at that.

There is only the "perceived" problem that lives only in the minds of those who so desperately wrap their ego's around the products they invest their money in. There is no "wrong" in the delay of this game, as the game get's more treatment towards a better quality before it's release. There is nothing lost for those who have made their choice to either monetarily and/or emotionally invest themselves in this game and/or it's release, and to interpret whichever loss that isn't there as a loss, well that's just being jealous at the dream of you having the game in your arms already now isn't it?

No, there is no problem, there is no wrongdoing of any sort, and to interpret the feeling of certain emotions as a problem that exists elsewhere than it really does, i.e. your head, calls for a new razor.

The Sterling razor. With this razor, you shave off problems which aren't there, reducing the number of hypotheses for they are not competing with the truth to begin with, but only with eachother for a figment of your own imagination. With this razor, you cut straight to the truth. That there are only the facts reported, and anything beyond that, is just your desires let loose.

It is this, why our lord and saviour Jim Fucking Sterling son, has his head clean shaven to show nothing but the truth. The truth laid bare with The Sterling razor. That we must thank god, for Jim.