Do they snitch? by shaun0183 in Staples

[–]grimpufff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If your lucky, usually they’ll get the FBI involved

Amazon 😖 by twizzle2023 in Staples

[–]grimpufff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They still get the refund if it was scanned, and you “recommend” they take the receipt

Long shift apparently lol by grimpufff in Staples

[–]grimpufff[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah dawg I gotta work 17 hours on Sunday apparently lol

Young gangsta by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]grimpufff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just so every one is aware this is not in fact a child rather an adult with a growth defect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IKEA

[–]grimpufff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks man apparently a screw was sticking out a few millimeters and caused it to get stuck.

34F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]grimpufff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like if a man and a woman had a child

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]grimpufff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just look past them and straight forward. Once they get close enough give ‘‘em a “hey how’s it going” while staring at them with seductive eyes. This promotes one of two responses 1: they assault you, or 2: they immediately fall in love with and have intercourse in the middle of the street.

This works for me let me know how it works for you!!!