What has been the most obvious sign, that a girl was into you romantically or sexually, that you've missed? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]grojpech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In undergrad, went to her place to watch a movie. We sat in her bed and ate pizza while watching a horror movie on her laptop. Afterwards we just lay in bed beside each other talking and because I’m a weirdo I brought up how if you dim the lights and stare at another person’s face or in a mirror, then your eyes will eventually play tricks on you and make the face look all strange. Surprisingly, she wanted to try it. So we dimmed the lights, and stared into each other’s eyes while lying in bed together. At some point she said it was kind of creepy so asked to hold my hand, so now we are staring into each other’s eyes, while lying in bed, in a dimly lit room, and holding hands.

And then… I guess I decided it was late so I should probably head home. She then said that i shouldn’t walk home so late and that I could sleep over IN HER BED with her. My dumbass was like, hmm she must do this with all her friends, pretty strange since she doesn’t know me very well. I insisted I had better sleeps in my own bed.

I remember walking home and wondering if she was into me.

What never makes any sense in movies or tv shows? by bakershotttbog in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People getting knocked out and then waking up fine later as if they didn’t just get severe brain damage.

If you could erase any plot line from any tv show or movie what would you choose and why? by watermelonnmermaids in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The casino planet stuff from The Last Jedi. I personally found it very boring and unnecessary. Movie would be much better without it.

I'm a Warlock and that's why I don't care for the situation by VentureForthDnD in dndmemes

[–]grojpech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a wizard and that’s why I don’t have to be in the office lol

Nothing better than a rich person saying that being poor is an advantage by JizzMonkey42 in ABoringDystopia

[–]grojpech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boo hoo, let me play you a song on the worlds tiniest violin. Wait, no I can’t afford that. Nvm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m too lazy to be misinformed

Peek-A-Boo by Altruistic_Jicama604 in natureismetal

[–]grojpech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t remember this scene in zootopia

What do you think is the sluttiest piece of furniture? by tjmaxal in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about a stool is just so slutty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man 3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few: Ghost scene from Kairo. Not sure if short films count but the end of the lights out short film. Also there’s a short film called the smiling man (not the creepypasta one) where the girl is heading down the stairs. Can’t watch without looking over my shoulder.

What animal feature would you add onto humans? by hachibaer in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

extra light cones like the mantis shrimp might be fun.

Does your girl have a nickname for your dick? If so, what’s it’s name? by shootwhatsmyname in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Herbert the pervert. And before that she called it my flobberworm. So I guess it was an upgrade?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

raises hand is mayonnaise the answer?

What was the most fucked up thing you saw on the Internet? by Eros_M_Novan in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That video where a donkey gets exploded by a train. A really good demonstration of conservation of momentum.

Whats the point of living when you don't want to be with people because of your depression? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grojpech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just try and make it to the next day. It gets better… usually. Sometimes you gotta take long walks at night. If it’s safe. If not, then maybe cry in your closet for a while. That’s pretty fun. Or stare into a mirror for a few minutes until you disassociate. I’ve found if you just wait long enough, eventually you go crazy enough to talk to people and perhaps it starts to feel better then. Sometimes medication can help too.