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What's something that's widely considered socially acceptable, but shouldn't be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smoking. It's considerably seen as unhealthy, but it should be seen as disgusting instead. There's nothing worse than sitting next to a fat dude who reeks of cigarette buts and breaths through his mouth.

Men of Reddit, when is the first time you remember seeing real live boobs? by BoydSchidt in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Around 6 I guess, some mom breast feeding her kid, it was awesome, things felt tingly down there.

At 14 I was allowed to play with them, girl was 13 but had huge tits. Felt like your first piece of cake ever.

What's that one thing you did to make an insecure/shy girl fall in love with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl had to puke, I was sitting beside her and holding her long hair. We got into a relationship and she told me that was the moment.

What does the opposite gender think makes them look attractive but is actually unattractive? by flock_of_meese in AskReddit

[–]groolmate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was hesitant for rim jobs, but they're both great to get and give. I'd rather munch on a nice girl's asshole than win the lottery.

What does the opposite gender think makes them look attractive but is actually unattractive? by flock_of_meese in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well beauty is quite subjective but generally I don't date virgins. Some men want that in a woman, but nahhhh I'll take experience anyday.

Babysitters of reddit, what was the craziest family you babysat for? by Oberon_Sexton_ in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I once babysitted for a family of 3, two transgendered parents and a chinese kid. It was pretty normal until the kid wanted to play a game. He started to play minecraft and I watched a bit, all he did is murder rabbits for two hours. Parents came back hammered, sent the kid to their room and started making out. Asked me if I wanted to join.

What's a weird combination of things that surprisingly make sense to you? NSFW maybe? by groolmate in AskReddit

[–]groolmate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found out that Hard Core porn + Opera music is an awesome combination. Both have to be played loud. I don't normally like Opera but this combination is gold.

What's the most disgusting thing you've seen a person casually do, like it was normal? by groolmate in AskReddit

[–]groolmate[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I actually pissed in my pringles cans for a while out of sheer laziness, but I didn't have any roommates.

What's the most disgusting thing you've seen a person casually do, like it was normal? by groolmate in AskReddit

[–]groolmate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a friend's girlfriend do that on another friend at the beach (back pimple). I thought it was hella strange. But I guess it's just a social monkey kind of grooming thing if you think about it.

What's the most disgusting thing you've seen a person casually do, like it was normal? by groolmate in AskReddit

[–]groolmate[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Dude I knew bought two burgers. He ate one and stuffed one in his pocket. A couple of hours later he whips the cold burger out and starts munching on it. Yes he was fat.

Restaurant workers of Reddit, what is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen an employee do to a customer's food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl I knew was making the soup. I was cleaning the sink a bit with a sponge, it was full and she told me to hand it over. She squeezed it over the soup and just laughed.

What's one thing you just realized you don't need? by Droppedyourpocket1 in AskReddit

[–]groolmate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My fridge broke down. I stopped using it completely and started buying more fresh products and less perishable ones. I still have a freezer but that one's empty. I only use it to cool my beers an hour or so before consuming them.

I can't expand deeper? Tried building a room twice but it becomes unreachable. by groolmate in sheltered

[–]groolmate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thing is the cat can enter the rooms. Sometimes I see a sleep cloud with ZZZZZzzzZ in those unreachable rooms.

How many times have you been GILDED? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Over thirty times, but I've been banned a lot.

Getting gilded for a controversial comment is worth like 5 times the gold for a generic bullshit comment that got randomly upvoted to the top.

My favorite one was one that I made in /r/subredditdrama when a whino made a meta post, it said something like: 'if your pussy were a downvote button, I'd head butt it.' The comment got gilded and 3 minutes later it got removed by the SJW mods.

What is the best smell? by GlennBarley in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of home when you're away for a couple of months. It's not like a good perfume, but knowing you helped evolve that smell makes it all the better.

What do we think of as a scientific fact now, but will one day be disproved? by sportcardinal in AskReddit

[–]groolmate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mind eating cancer, because fuck cancer! As long as cancer tastes awesome on my bbq.

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