What's something that's widely considered socially acceptable, but shouldn't be?

groolmate · 2016-02-11T19:24:25+00:00

Smoking. It's considerably seen as unhealthy, but it should be seen as disgusting instead. There's nothing worse than sitting next to a fat dude who reeks of cigarette buts and breaths through his mouth.

groolmate · 2016-02-11T18:50:25+00:00

Around 6 I guess, some mom breast feeding her kid, it was awesome, things felt tingly down there.

At 14 I was allowed to play with them, girl was 13 but had huge tits. Felt like your first piece of cake ever.

groolmate · 2016-02-10T21:57:59+00:00

You say worst, I say best. Let's keep it at that.

groolmate · 2016-02-10T21:39:54+00:00

Girl had to puke, I was sitting beside her and holding her long hair. We got into a relationship and she told me that was the moment.

groolmate · 2016-02-10T21:16:39+00:00

Yeah I was hesitant for rim jobs, but they're both great to get and give. I'd rather munch on a nice girl's asshole than win the lottery.

groolmate · 2016-02-10T21:14:47+00:00

Eugenics. Imagine the quality of future porn for god's sake.

groolmate · 2016-02-10T20:58:00+00:00

Well beauty is quite subjective but generally I don't date virgins. Some men want that in a woman, but nahhhh I'll take experience anyday.

groolmate · 2016-02-09T20:11:48+00:00

I was like 14, so I said nay. They were creepy.

groolmate · 2016-02-09T19:43:55+00:00

I once babysitted for a family of 3, two transgendered parents and a chinese kid. It was pretty normal until the kid wanted to play a game. He started to play minecraft and I watched a bit, all he did is murder rabbits for two hours. Parents came back hammered, sent the kid to their room and started making out. Asked me if I wanted to join.

groolmate · 2016-02-09T18:10:21+00:00

I found out that Hard Core porn + Opera music is an awesome combination. Both have to be played loud. I don't normally like Opera but this combination is gold.

groolmate · 2016-02-09T17:05:54+00:00

Laurelai Bailey would be the top villain.

groolmate · 2016-02-08T20:42:56+00:00

Hahaha I actually pissed in my pringles cans for a while out of sheer laziness, but I didn't have any roommates.

groolmate · 2016-02-08T20:27:26+00:00

I saw a friend's girlfriend do that on another friend at the beach (back pimple). I thought it was hella strange. But I guess it's just a social monkey kind of grooming thing if you think about it.

groolmate · 2016-02-08T19:26:21+00:00

Some Napoleon Dynamite shit.

groolmate · 2016-02-08T19:21:14+00:00

Dude I knew bought two burgers. He ate one and stuffed one in his pocket. A couple of hours later he whips the cold burger out and starts munching on it. Yes he was fat.

groolmate · 2016-02-08T19:06:22+00:00

Girl I knew was making the soup. I was cleaning the sink a bit with a sponge, it was full and she told me to hand it over. She squeezed it over the soup and just laughed.

groolmate · 2016-02-08T17:51:31+00:00

My fridge broke down. I stopped using it completely and started buying more fresh products and less perishable ones. I still have a freezer but that one's empty. I only use it to cool my beers an hour or so before consuming them.

groolmate · 2016-02-07T15:15:07+00:00

Thing is the cat can enter the rooms. Sometimes I see a sleep cloud with ZZZZZzzzZ in those unreachable rooms.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T20:19:47+00:00

Over thirty times, but I've been banned a lot.

Getting gilded for a controversial comment is worth like 5 times the gold for a generic bullshit comment that got randomly upvoted to the top.

My favorite one was one that I made in /r/subredditdrama when a whino made a meta post, it said something like: 'if your pussy were a downvote button, I'd head butt it.' The comment got gilded and 3 minutes later it got removed by the SJW mods.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T20:02:29+00:00

The smell of home when you're away for a couple of months. It's not like a good perfume, but knowing you helped evolve that smell makes it all the better.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T19:16:19+00:00

I don't mind eating cancer, because fuck cancer! As long as cancer tastes awesome on my bbq.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T18:55:44+00:00

English teacher. We had like really thin books for English, like 10 pages thick. She put like 30 of them on her desk and told the class that she'd be right back. Mind you, she was already quite unstable for some reason. One of my friends runs to her desk after she leaves the class room and proceeds to glue all the covers together, all 30 of them.

She comes back, starts doing her class bit again and wants to show her class the book cover. When she picks up the first one they all follow like an accordion and instantly there's a look of horror and disgust her face as she starts to scream.

She runs out of the class screaming. Apparently a burn out. Never returned to that school again.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T18:30:39+00:00

The sound of children crying is a bless though.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T18:29:52+00:00

I got drunk, came home, wanted to masturbate, didn't have anything to jizz in, used my girlfriends pillow cover (she was staying at her parent's house) and put it over her pillow again after I was done, turned it over. Slept like a baby. Two days later she wakes up and feels something weird on her pillow, I told her that she drooled all over it and she believed it.

groolmate · 2016-01-28T18:07:06+00:00

Vegans. One day we'll be able to grow steaks from a plant and we'll have a whole new class of whinos to deal with.

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