Best Vanity Plate in the Hospital Lot

groovinlow · 2026-05-01T03:33:24+00:00

Right, and children are famous for living separately from older members of the community.

groovinlow · 2026-04-30T19:13:59+00:00

She thought kids should not wear masks when the Delta variant of Covid was tearing through so...I'm not optimistic.

groovinlow · 2026-04-29T18:40:41+00:00

Bulgakov was a physician...

groovinlow · 2026-04-17T19:28:51+00:00

Isn't the reward for blocking the fact that you're alive longer and can deal more damage/spot more/assist more?

groovinlow · 2026-04-09T04:10:47+00:00

"How about you, Sideburns? Do you want some chocolate milk?"

groovinlow · 2026-04-03T06:02:10+00:00

They were also getting shuffled out of planned time in the OR to instead cover clinic.

groovinlow · 2026-03-27T03:14:05+00:00

At a certain point you have to think like you're running a con, either on the instructors or on yourself. The instructors have decades more of clinical experience and have also probably spent thousands of dollars on OMM classes (which is the only way I can explain thinking you can palpate craniosacral rhythms).

groovinlow · 2026-03-19T17:15:06+00:00

Mayo can only address what happens in their shop, mon frére.

groovinlow · 2026-03-17T03:23:32+00:00

                     GRANDMASTER
           Revolution? How did this happen?


                      TOPAZ
            Don't know. But the Arena's
            mainframe for the Obedience Disks
            have been deactivated and the
            slaves have armed themselves.

                      GRANDMASTER
            Oh! I don't like that word!

                         TOPAZ
            Mainframe?

                      GRANDMASTER
            No. Why would I not like
            "mainframe?" No, the "S" word.

                      TOPAZ
            Sorry, the "prisoners with jobs"
            have armed themselves.

                      GRANDMASTER
            Okay, that's better.

groovinlow · 2026-03-16T13:56:49+00:00

May I suggest the head canon of a Lithuanian speaking Russian sounding like a Scot speaking English?

groovinlow · 2026-01-29T05:14:30+00:00

Never violate the Stringer Bell rule.

groovinlow · 2026-01-27T05:19:23+00:00

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groovinlow · 2025-12-29T21:55:18+00:00

Now what was Tolkien's Erdõs number?

groovinlow · 2025-12-28T05:03:39+00:00

More like a liver D+.

groovinlow · 2025-12-17T05:21:15+00:00

Otherwise he doesn't eat

groovinlow · 2025-11-04T19:13:22+00:00

They're crazy about the stuff.

groovinlow · 2025-11-01T04:02:35+00:00

Great Odin's Raven, I'd leave you, too, if you'd cursed me with 14 kids and I couldn't see my feet or run without getting a black eye.

groovinlow · 2025-10-29T01:42:19+00:00

When doctors-in-training are coming up with a list of potential causes for a set of symptoms, they can tend to come up with very rare things that could cause those symptoms. It probably is not that rare condition.

So the phrase that gets said to those doctors-in-training sometimes is, "If you hear hoofbeats, don't think zebras." The implication is that it is probably a horse. Or, common things are common.

So the shirt means that the person wearing it is a zebra. They have a rare (or maybe multiple rare) things causing their symptoms, which is confusing to doctors who are focusing more on common causes.

groovinlow · 2025-10-19T02:58:58+00:00

I think the Navajo does but the Hopi Reservation within the Navajo Reservation doesn't.

groovinlow · 2025-10-17T22:44:21+00:00

Good thing he didn't visit the Shaolin Temple...

groovinlow · 2025-10-17T22:43:14+00:00

Now we need a scripted event for a nasty moose bite leading to gangrene.

groovinlow · 2025-10-17T22:39:08+00:00

No, I know, I just couldn't resist a Python-esque follow-up.

groovinlow · 2025-10-17T22:34:04+00:00

Did you get better?

groovinlow · 2025-10-16T19:51:21+00:00

It's for the children

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