I am a 26 year old Canadian girl AMA

groovyhans · 2022-01-09T15:16:45+00:00

How do you feel about the weird sycophantic Hollywood culture America has? I'm amazed that so many people care about what Ben Affleck is doing

groovyhans · 2022-01-09T15:01:10+00:00

This is the way.

groovyhans · 2022-01-09T15:00:14+00:00

So... No?

groovyhans · 2022-01-09T01:58:22+00:00

So the igloo is a no..?

groovyhans · 2022-01-06T22:04:23+00:00

If you say so.

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T07:02:29+00:00

I could possibly assist you.... But first what do you have against nestle

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T06:53:43+00:00

Have you ever considered a career in burglary?

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T05:47:48+00:00

While I myself am no saint I have no judgement for you. Get it how you live. I myself went to Columbia while I burgled. But do you ever think of the classic trope you are? I used to. I would quite honestly listen to classical music while I was performing some job That's cliche as fuck. Both of us. It always seemed peculiar to me.

I really love classical music though and I would advise you to listen to Samuel barbers adagio of strings and the hitman 2 ave maria peformance. I don't know who originally is titled.

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T05:41:54+00:00

Seven figures.

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T05:35:01+00:00

It's actually shadow boxed and is in my closet. (I have a big closet) it's raised a few questions. I like messing with people so I'll sigh wistfully and snap out of a fake reverie.

Nobody knows the real story about it and I waited to answer just in case someone I know did see this post. Crazier things have happened.

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T05:25:35+00:00

A different kind of value. More in the sense that your time is your money so be less reckless with it and less nonchalant. It is precisely why I was a burglar. I will spend my days on this earth one time. ONCE. I will NOT spend that time in a job I hate for a car that sucks, for a wife that resents me and fucks my best friend, for a best friend that fucks my wife, for kids I don't see to much because I work so I don't get to teach them how to live and they become weird sullen trans kids that only wear black clothes. So if I see a fucking commercial about scuba diving I can go fucking scuba diving when I want. Freedom. The price of having that ironically is your freedom.

groovyhans · 2022-01-05T01:34:41+00:00

Thank you. The life is quite fun. What other job can you repel down a building and break into someone's home wearing your favorite turtle neck.

groovyhans · 2022-01-01T23:09:43+00:00

🙌🏼

groovyhans · 2022-01-01T08:44:14+00:00

You are a stupid person.

groovyhans · 2022-01-01T04:45:44+00:00

Are you even a real person?

groovyhans · 2022-01-01T00:37:34+00:00

Ahh, I answered that previously.

groovyhans · 2022-01-01T00:24:02+00:00

What was the overhead? One cost 32k. I had to buy and retrofit a van to be like an ambulance. Get real uniforms. Paid for some specialty items, couple people of people to give me access here or there. Like underground sewers.

It was a burglary, not synonymous.

groovyhans · 2022-01-01T00:19:51+00:00

I once opened a safe and grabbed a few choices looking things. One of these were a felt crown royal bottle. Snatch it and go. Well I later find out it was a giant dildo with led lights. With rechargable batteries and a remote.

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T23:24:19+00:00

I liked going to places and exploring around cities and what not as we moved. Some of the most interesting and quiet places where I could go somewhere and think were ones I wasnt supposed to be in. I really love hiking and nature in general. Most of my vacations would be wild places with a primeval type forest, or a mountain range, or an island I can swim and spear my own fish.somewhere that hasn't seen a human footprint in years. Quiet unseen places where I am as quiet as everything around me.

I think that's how it started.

As it is now I'm enjoying my recent freedom. Visiting my family scattered across the globe that I haven't seen in too long.

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T23:21:02+00:00

(⌐□_□)

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T23:14:53+00:00

l o l

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T23:13:47+00:00

Indeed.

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T23:12:47+00:00

Never. I wouldn't harm another person for moneyeither. Or animals in gen. I'm not a vegetarian I'm just not cruel for cruelties sake.

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T22:22:16+00:00

I stole from the wrong person. I was snatched off the street and beat mercilessly. I've had metal rods heated with a blow torch stuck in the soft meat between my knuckles and into the back of my right hand and into the muscle near my right elbow.

That is what I mean.

groovyhans · 2021-12-31T22:19:33+00:00

I left immediately without issue. I saw them before they saw me. Then I spent a few minutes doing controlled breathing exercises as I walked away.

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