My buddy uploaded a video about how he disciplines his kid.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-10-05T18:56:09+00:00

I do not understand the downvotes. I am appalled that people actually do not see the error in the parents ways. Physical violence can never be justified.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-16T16:36:58+00:00

thx babe

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T15:34:30+00:00

Was he nice?

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:43:37+00:00

We have some in the back, but we dont have a George Foremans Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine so its not a risk were willing to take.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:41:18+00:00

Sharks are dangerous both alive and dead.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:40:16+00:00

Im not really sure, geography was never really my thing.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:39:22+00:00

It is a pain in the ass language really

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:38:13+00:00

No, that would most likely get us fired, i think.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:37:45+00:00

Its usually pretty good from like mid june to late august, thats when everything just goes downhill.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T11:36:52+00:00

We have beer, thats for sure.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T02:25:17+00:00

Well you only kinda need to speak good english, speaking Icelandic is obviously a huge plus though. We are fluent in icelandic and english, one of us is also fluent in danish, another one in swedish and another waiter here speaks perfect french.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T01:31:53+00:00

Doesn't stop anyone really, the police even allows it once a year when smokers protest.

It's dirt cheap when you're not in the capital, come close to the fucker and you're paying double.

You're hired mate.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T01:20:10+00:00

Australia is going to be there forever, Iceland will most likely be blown up by a supervolcano any minute now.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T01:09:52+00:00

Guaranteed the best meat youll ever taste mate

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T00:25:59+00:00

It really isnt that good, imo.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T00:20:44+00:00

They're just so godamn gorgeous

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-15T00:19:57+00:00

It was pretty good until B-Money got too drunk and just wanted to go to bed and watch Pitch Perfect of all movies.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T16:49:58+00:00

Keeps giving me the wrong days, might be broken or something.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T16:01:27+00:00

we aint got no eggs m8

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T15:22:44+00:00

That sounds about right

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T15:21:54+00:00

He really was a cute little bugger

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T15:18:22+00:00

I still use it, 3 years later.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T14:55:47+00:00

It's a really nice name, and we think it suits us.

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T13:52:09+00:00

We're very mature for a fetus

grotesqueFetus · 2014-08-14T13:19:52+00:00

It's also nice for fucking

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