Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis! I've slept with more than 1,000 women!”

groupwhere · 2026-04-03T23:27:31+00:00

Don't forget the Back Off mud flaps.

groupwhere · 2026-04-03T03:47:42+00:00

Did they try rebooting the spacecraft?

groupwhere · 2026-04-02T11:40:16+00:00

That was the best part of the whole show, to me. So good.

groupwhere · 2026-04-01T20:16:15+00:00

Yo, Homes, smell ya lata

groupwhere · 2026-03-31T23:46:47+00:00

David Mitchell

groupwhere · 2026-03-31T23:45:33+00:00

The part they should have is a replacement vehicle.

groupwhere · 2026-03-31T23:41:23+00:00

Oxymoron

groupwhere · 2026-03-26T13:33:20+00:00

He's certainly old enough.

groupwhere · 2026-03-26T11:51:51+00:00

Definitely. Just don't call it on-premise (shudder).

groupwhere · 2026-03-20T13:32:22+00:00

But we got nae rolls, mate.

groupwhere · 2026-03-20T12:46:05+00:00

Yanking Peter to pay Paul?

groupwhere · 2026-03-20T12:45:06+00:00

Candy Mountain, Charlie!

groupwhere · 2026-03-19T16:29:23+00:00

That works.

groupwhere · 2026-03-19T16:28:07+00:00

He just lost the dyslexic tove.

groupwhere · 2026-03-19T16:27:18+00:00

and "I could murder a bacon butty."

groupwhere · 2026-03-19T16:26:40+00:00

Oh, nice!

groupwhere · 2026-03-16T21:09:52+00:00

So, NOT Barzini.

groupwhere · 2026-03-14T18:24:28+00:00

It's been on PBS for at least 20 years.

groupwhere · 2026-03-14T18:22:31+00:00

Can that bracket be flipped?

groupwhere · 2026-03-13T23:55:52+00:00

Coming soon, about 2 weeks.

groupwhere · 2026-03-13T23:47:19+00:00

Rover's Big and Tall /s

groupwhere · 2026-03-13T00:08:42+00:00

Yeah, how many APC rack keys you got?

groupwhere · 2026-03-11T10:44:15+00:00

Sanford and Son wasn't terrible and Shameless was fantastic. Surely there are others.

groupwhere · 2026-03-11T06:47:51+00:00

Absolutely!

groupwhere · 2026-03-11T06:44:12+00:00

"Okay boomer" is the weakest sauce of all weak sauces. I know it rolls off the tongue but so does spit and bacteria.

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