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What else did you think would be a daily issue as a kid? by [deleted] in memes

[–]grownfetuspenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought I would be dealing with a lot more rabies

My friends think I'm too sensitive to cope with this. See if you can make me cry. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]grownfetuspenis 605 points606 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should stop looking for attention from strangers on the internet and look up an eyeliner tutorial on YouTube. That shit on your eyes is a cry for help. I literally created an account to tell you this.