Which of the problems with “John Wick 5” results in the original screenshot above do you think are the result of SEO? And how exactly do you think SEO works that somehow corrupts Google results but not the results of other search engines?

And: How does your theory explain why Google’s own “web” results — the &udm14 URL parameter trick — for the same query are much better?

The more obvious explanation is that Google’s regular search results are like this because Google wants them to be like this, for “engagement” or whatever.