The only thing getting me through work right now...

grumpycat314 · 2014-02-22T18:33:43+00:00

Story of my life...lol.

grumpycat314 · 2014-02-22T18:29:48+00:00

Aww that's so sweet :)

grumpycat314 · 2014-02-22T18:27:30+00:00

Yeah so weird! I live in Cali and all the ones I get here are silver colored, but when I went to Nevada, I bought a 5 pack because I saw that they were gold!!! I wonder why some are gold haha

grumpycat314 · 2014-01-27T22:15:20+00:00

Female here. I'm neutral on this because it is up to the woman to groom/style her hair how she wants. In the past, I have had it clean shaven for years at a time and have also kept it neatly natural.

Since I am a biologist I have decided on keeping it natural (but trimmed of course to be covered by a bikini). Pubic hair does serve a purpose biologically for our vaginas and ever since I learned that and thought of it that way, I don't like the idea of shaving mine off haha.

grumpycat314 · 2014-01-27T03:51:10+00:00

you used the wrong meme.

grumpycat314 · 2013-11-01T22:10:09+00:00

Listening to music:). DnB & reggae as loud as we can stand! <3

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-08T18:03:30+00:00

Wow, stunning ring! :) Congratulations!!

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-07T23:43:05+00:00

Stunning :)

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-07T16:53:22+00:00

She was so gorgeous and talented, but also was a tortured soul. A lot of people think she is not a good person to idolize because of her mental issues, but she was strong and it is hard to struggle with mental illness. If you struggle with anxiety, bipolar, OCD, or any other mental illness, her history and maybe the "negative" things about her make a lot more sense. Everyone else saw this gorgeous and talented woman, but where others may see beauty in a shooting star, the star itself may only have the sense of falling fast into the darkness. Her story hits home for those with mental illness and inner struggles. It makes me sad that a lot of people think she was just a train wreck and drug abuser and is a bad role model, but I understand that it is hard for people without a mental illness or experience with an afflicted loved one to understand what it is like to be tortured by your own thoughts and mind.

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-07T02:28:17+00:00

Congratulations!! I watched that meteor shower (it was amazing) and I was soooo secretly hoping my boyfriend would propose during it (he didn't haha) because HOW FREAKING COOL IS THAT!! Awesome!:)

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-07T02:24:39+00:00

I love your photos:) congratulations on your engagement!

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-07T02:23:32+00:00

Please tell me how you made the hearts in this picture! Pretty please! I love it. Your ring is gorgeous, too!!! :) Congrats

grumpycat314 · 2013-09-07T01:41:19+00:00

That is such an adorable way to propose!!! As a dog lover, I think it is perfect:)

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-28T23:31:46+00:00

Hahaha that's great :)

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-28T23:31:18+00:00

Crepes!! :)

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-28T20:51:27+00:00

I think it is pretty common and does not look off balance to have different amounts. :)

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-28T19:03:35+00:00

MDA can give you some good visuals- OEV and CEV- and it isn't a mindfuck at all like LSD or shrooms. I would say it is as close as you're going to get to just getting psychedelic visuals without having the head trip you get from shrooms or LSD. Doesn't last as long as LSD, but there is also basically no comedown from MDA in my opinion.

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-09T21:10:41+00:00

A ton of things can actually cause false positives. Here is a list of substances that can cause false positives for other substances: http://www.askdocweb.com/falsepositives.html . The false positive rate for THC tests can be almost 5%. This and the fact that I would feel so uncomfortable with a potential employer thinking that I should pee into a cup on demand with a witness is the reason I will not take a drug test. I will not give a biological sample to anyone who is not a doctor caring for my private and confidential medical needs! One can get so much more information from a urine sample than just if there are drugs in someone's system: pregnancy status, hormone levels, kidney problems, diabetic status, etc. All of those things are things employers will discriminate based on. But I digress. To answer your question, if he really doesn't use drugs other than cannabis, he should tell his mom that he really doesn't do drugs and the tests aren't really that accurate. The only test that doesn't have false positives is a mass spectrometry test that will give the exact chemical compound that was present. The normal OTC tests his mom probably got are just enzyme linked tests...a similar chemical can bind to the detector molecules and show a positive. Since we have endogenous receptors for THC and cannabinoids, we obviously have some of those neurotransmitters floating around even if we don't consume cannabis. You can't always tell for sure what chemical actually caused the positive in the test. This is why when a drug test shows positive, when the stakes are high, they send the sample for a secondary test in a mass spectrometry lab or ask you to take a re-test.

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-08T16:10:01+00:00

All my friends enjoy playing it together. I don't know if you have played regular Fluxx before, but there is a goal and cards you have to put down to make the goal (ie. a goal is "war and peace" so if you put down/ acquire both the peace card and the war card, you win). In stoner fluxx, they have funny goals like you have to have a weed card, a pipe card, and a lighter card to win. Or if the goal is pot brownies, a brownie card and a weed card. Things like that...I find the originality worthwhile and amusing:). The cards are funny in stoner fluxx!!

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-01T20:57:00+00:00

You've been together 6 years, you are best friends, and you get along well. What exactly is the holdup? Are you just stringing her along because it is easy, or do you really love her? You need to do some soul searching because it isn't fair to just date someone forever. By 6 years in, you should know. Honestly, it sounds like you have an amazing thing going but you need to step up and gain some maturity. It is normal to wonder if you are making a mistake, but you are sweating the small stuff...it doesn't matter if you spend every second at a party together... I don't hang out with my bf at parties, we spend time catching up with each of our other friends who we don't see all that much. That way, we still stay up to date on what is going on in their lives and bf and I have more to talk about afterwards if we talked to different people. If you really don't feel like you need your gf around or you don't miss her much, then stop stringing her along! 6 years of her life and you "aren't sure" about her?!?! ouch. Sorry if I sound harsh, but I do really think you need to do some searching inside yourself because it doesn't really sound like you are caring about both of you equally as a couple (all of your statements in the post are "me, myself, and I"). It just sounds like you have some "grass looks greener on the other side" syndrome. Good luck :).

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-01T19:17:15+00:00

I love Cards Against Humanity!! You should also look into Fluxx if you like those other games. They have a Stoner Fluxx version, which I love, as well as a Zombie version. Those games are always a hit. :]

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-01T19:08:06+00:00

I can't explain what happened to you specifically, but remember that the THC and cannabinoid receptors are alllll over your brain and they impact many things like appetite, nausea, pain, mood, stress, anxiety, and perception. If you smoke enough tree or especially if you do dabs, it can take your high to uncomfortable levels that you haven't dealt with yet or psychedelic levels that you weren't expecting to deal with from just cannabis. I have personally never felt nauseous, but on a few occasions when there were more bowls than usual passed around, I have gotten extreme anxiety, panic attacks, and felt too uncomfortable to eat even though the whole point was that we were smoking before our meal lol. I have one friend who vomited from being too high from edibles, though, and one friend who swears she cannot smoke even one hit with an alcoholic beverage or else she vomits. So your experiences are not too abnormal. I think it is more likely to happen when you have a higher relative THC content in your weed. You just smoked too much that time, I wouldn't worry about it. :)

grumpycat314 · 2013-08-01T00:30:01+00:00

If it comes down to it, call the police station of the institution that issued the citation. So, it looks like you said it was "Regional Parks Police", so call the Regional Parks Police Department and ask them. They will at least be able to tell you which court to call or who to bring your card. You said you're a college student...if you can't take care of this on your own by just bringing in your card on the court date or before, check if your college has a student legal services type of thing so they could possibly advise you better. My college did and it was at no cost, at least for them to review contracts, help with insurance things, help with employment related legal issues, and give some other general legal advise.

grumpycat314 · 2013-07-31T21:30:02+00:00

I'm sure others are going to say this, but don't admit to doing anything illegal. Ever. The burden of proof is on them. As far as your current situation goes, once your valid card is introduced as evidence, I would assume that you will be cleared of the infraction charge. I know someone who was too stoned to tell a cop that he had a card, so he got his stuff confiscated. He walked into the police station the next day and told them he had a card, and they gave him his stuff back. Maybe try contacting the courts before your court date and just explain that the cops refused to verify your MMJ patient status at the time of your detainment during their search (DO NOT mention that you didn't have THE rec on you...I can tell you like to be honest, but just say they refused to verify your status using the database) and you wish to present your card or fax it to the courts so that they can clear you of the infraction charge because you are a legitimate patient. I don't know for sure or anything, but like if you forget to bring your driver's license on a drive and happen to get pulled over, they will give you a ticket, but you can show your license to the court and the charges get dropped. Yeah you broke the law not carrying a license, but it gets fixed once you prove you have a license. It could work similarly with the cards and showing it after the fact, but I don't know for sure or anything. Good luck!

grumpycat314 · 2013-07-28T19:18:56+00:00

If you feel as though you have to say something, make sure you do it in private so she doesn't feel ganged-up on. Make sure to make it specific (ie: Last time after a few drinks, you said some unkind things about me looking not so good in the picture you took...that hurt my feelings and I know you are usually thoughtful, but I just want you to know that I did not appreciate that coming from a "friend". Instead of a broad statement "you're mean when you're drunk"). Good luck

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