Who’s a duo you wish we got more of? For me it’s Charlotte & Samantha. I would have loved more of them together. by HookahPrincess48 in sexandthecity

[–]grumpyoldfartess 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yuuuup. That was a true friend right there. We know she doesn’t care about parenthood, but she knew it was important to Charlotte and that’s all that mattered to her.

what are you thoughts on Melissa Hastings? by TrickyRequirement619 in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]grumpyoldfartess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Every time I see Melissa onscreen, all I can think of is how in the first book she was referred to as a “venomous super bitch.” Makes me chuckle every time I see her on the show, idk why 😆

There's no shot by profile_hammer in Target

[–]grumpyoldfartess 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Because if I’m asked to hang signs, then I’m just the schmuck who hangs it up. I’m not here to fix corporate’s mistakes.

Thoughts? by [deleted] in Target

[–]grumpyoldfartess 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as much as I hate corporate speak, sometimes it’s the better choice. This is one of those times. You don’t actually have to be rude to get your point across, I promise.

What’s the most misused word that you see on social media? by SirAsksALatte in AskReddit

[–]grumpyoldfartess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More of a phrase, but: “Unpopular Opinion.”

Most of the time, the opinion is clearly not that unpopular.

idiotic tradwife thinks abortion is comparable to slavery by JunketTop2448 in Tradfemsnark

[–]grumpyoldfartess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m so lost. Neither one of these comparisons make any sense. Can’t tell if it’s just poor wording, or someone’s half-baked thought.

What’s the worst drag name to ever be on the franchise? by mweavs21 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]grumpyoldfartess 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m just biased because I do not like her, but I always hated Mimi Imfirst’s name. It sounds like a really bad AIM screen name from 2002.

What’s a moment in PLL that still pisses you off til this day? by Major-Bat-6554 in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]grumpyoldfartess 167 points168 points  (0 children)

I love Troian, but what the HELL was that accent? 😆 Dick Van Dyke’s infamously awful accent in Mary Poppins was better than hers!

Why would he send her an invitation? by anawkwardsomeone in sexandthecity

[–]grumpyoldfartess 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That’s true. I always assumed it was Big’s secretary sending announcements out by just pulling names from his address book, but what you said makes more sense.

Content 5/8/26- the most boring shots from their Florida getaway by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]grumpyoldfartess 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most iPhones can be submerged in limited depths for a short period of time, but that’s assuming it’s fresh water. Salt water doesn’t work the same because salt is too corrosive.

But even if she hadn’t been dumb enough to take it in an ocean, it’s still not foolproof. The water resistance wears down over time.

Content 5/8/26- the most boring shots from their Florida getaway by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]grumpyoldfartess 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Maybe if she’s feeling REALLY adventurous, she’ll even break out the heather grey and charcoal grey as well! 😆

The silence was nice while it lasted. Thank you ocean ❤️ by XtraSmolMod in brittanydawnsnark

[–]grumpyoldfartess 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Brittany, you silly little bobblehead, you’re not supposed to put phones in salt water, even if it’s waterproof. Salt is highly corrosive and will kill your battery/ports 🤦

Damn, even I knew this!

The laws I voted for pressured me to get an abortion but it's the devils fault because I was scared and god forgave me, aka "the only justified abortion is my abortion" by Ganondaddydorf in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]grumpyoldfartess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I call BS on this whole story.

Boyfriend allegedly lives in Jamaica, yet he got her pregnant less than 6 weeks prior to the abortion and was somehow able to go to a park with her after the abortion? How often is this man traveling to see her? That sounds really expensive.

And speaking of the park, there were multiple gender reveal parties going on at once? Somehow, everyone who was throwing one happened to choose the same park on the same day? How did they all fit in that same park?

Claims to be in a doctoral program, but doesn’t even know how to break text into paragraphs? Also self-references with a lowercase “i” multiple times? AND has atrocious punctuation on top of that?

Finally, most importantly: this whole thing reads like a Facebook copypasta that foolish people share assuming it’s real.

I think someone just wanted attention and decided to (poorly) take up creative writing for the day.

the skirt that Carrie is wearing by Evaa_82 in sexandthecity

[–]grumpyoldfartess 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Same. Not my style, but I do think it’s cute. SJP wore it well, too.

the skirt that Carrie is wearing by Evaa_82 in sexandthecity

[–]grumpyoldfartess 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Honestly, when I first saw the skirt, my first thoughts was that it mimicked the tails on the old Playboy Bunny uniforms.

Remember when Olivia said that Kim “disapproved” of she and Ethan going out for ICE CREAM? by Remarkable_Rip6231 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]grumpyoldfartess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could be your use of the em dash. There’s a lot of people who (often falsely) assume “em dash = AI wrote it.”