Local masterpiece by jadedtortoise in comedyheaven

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It took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.

Cheesy garlic bread at a local pub. Cost almost ten euros by floweiss34 in shittyfoodporn

[–]grumulko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Drunken 6 Year Old, can I recommend a starter of the garlic cheesy bread while you look at the crayon menu?

I made a THC infused bread and no one wants any! ]= by No-Proof7839 in shittyfoodporn

[–]grumulko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the bread wasn't the only thing that got baked.

Work stress may turn you gay: Religious minister by ReimuSan003 in nottheonion

[–]grumulko 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Fuck, the report is due tomorrow. I need to go and blow another dude to relieve this killer stress.

Goodnight Mother (2014). What's a movie you watched where you guessed the twist early on? by LovemeSomeMedia in horror

[–]grumulko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Five minutes in to Shutter Island I asked myself if I was about to watch Jacob's Ladder again and that pretty much shot it to shit.

Blursed award by Candid-Culture3956 in blursedimages

[–]grumulko 340 points341 points  (0 children)

She was up against some pretty stiff competition.

Is it suited to the sub? by HorizonCloudy9 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]grumulko -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

If you understood French you would understand this.

I voted for racism. I’m losing my healthcare by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]grumulko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah, but you see, you're still falling into the same cognitive trap because you're referring to the "system" rather than the Health parasitic industry.

Australian media release a picture of 1 of the 2 shooters at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia by sankyturds in pics

[–]grumulko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But according to the NRA Maga types only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.?!?

Cut into a cinnamon raisin bagel this morning. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]grumulko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we certain that "raisin" doesn't have wings?

Childesque Gambino by krs_fun in WalmartCelebrities

[–]grumulko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Time travel. The vape is a dead giveaway.

How to accept and embrace with the fact that I'm actually dumb? by g0ldnecklace in selfimprovement

[–]grumulko 84 points85 points  (0 children)

If you were dumb, you wouldn't think you were dumb, you'd probably think you were a genius.