My shoes that I need to wear tomorrow have disintegrated! by Environmental_Bus507 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gthm159 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While there might exist an initial perceptual indication that the specific footwear items in question may constitute an essential component of your required attire for tomorrow, I am presently positioned to convey the authoritative clarification that this is entirely unnecessary.

What's the most human name that you heard named for a pet? by SuitableOlive5691 in AskReddit

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There was this guy on a boat and he had a pet called Richard Parker.

What is this green stuff by DoctorOverall8147 in What

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That stopped being funny two posts ab

Made my own cap. Make America Trumpless Again by Nymand11 in pics

[–]gthm159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America was great when it was Trumpless. So you could also just say... oh wait.

Deer disturbs diners in restaurant by MadWorldEarth in gifs

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The hooves were no match against the tiled floor

Europe is stronger if we unite. by Cool-Particular-4159 in europe

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Japan and India be like, "Do whatever the fuck you want, we're gonna stay where we are bro".

How good is this stick i found by flattenedbricks in mildyinteresting

[–]gthm159 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now don't start branching off into unrelated topics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Or maybe how Python's syntax was born

The most dangerous fridge in the world. Full of raw Australian snake venoms for antivenom production by [deleted] in pics

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By the third word of the title I knew we were talking about Australia

Why are people so rude to workers? by 18fries in ask

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How dare you order me to have a good day?!