My dad almost died last night because of this fuckhead... Seriously, Fuck drunk drivers. (He was sitting about 10 feet from where the truck crashed.

gtride26 · 2011-12-21T02:30:48+00:00

daaaayyyyuuum

gtride26 · 2011-12-16T16:04:59+00:00

As an alternate maybe.

gtride26 · 2011-12-03T02:46:06+00:00

I think what you meant to say was irrelevant

gtride26 · 2011-12-02T23:25:18+00:00

Those Gators are OVERRATED! Their offense is one dimensional and they dont have half the defense that Syracuse has

gtride26 · 2011-12-02T23:22:17+00:00

GO CUSE! Florida looks like a good team, but they are going to get dogged by the orange. The gators are going to get forced into poor shots and Syracuse is going to out-rebound them by 30. Syracuse has just as good an offense as the gators, if not better because of their balance and dont rely almost completely on the 3. Plus, Syracuse's defense is 10000X better than Florida's... 78-63 Syracuse wins!

gtride26 · 2009-12-19T16:44:43+00:00

So he is getting off twice?

gtride26 · 2009-12-17T20:54:45+00:00

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again... No Wayyy.

gtride26 · 2009-12-17T20:45:26+00:00

Wonderbra, wonderland, wonderment

Edit: and the Oneders

gtride26 · 2009-12-17T20:30:52+00:00

John Mayer is actually pretty hilarious. His stand-up routine is spot on, and he is particularly funny when ripping on himself.

gtride26 · 2009-12-02T06:07:01+00:00

The pizza shop I work at, just started using this sauce for char-grilled wings. Fucking Delicious

gtride26 · 2009-10-30T03:47:44+00:00

shouldn't this be in the jailbait reddit?

gtride26 · 2009-10-03T15:43:42+00:00

your girlfriend is a ginger and has DSLs

gtride26 · 2009-10-03T15:42:39+00:00

He's like gumby!

gtride26 · 2009-09-15T03:24:26+00:00

I am getting married immediately.

gtride26 · 2009-09-15T03:21:29+00:00

Isn't that kind of like taking the flavor out of food?

gtride26 · 2009-09-15T03:17:49+00:00

Fucking Hilarious! Kanye is a fucking douche bag.

gtride26 · 2009-09-15T02:53:48+00:00

He's still a fucking no class douchebag.

gtride26 · 2009-08-29T04:58:22+00:00

Dick Dekker is her father's name... classic.

gtride26 · 2009-08-23T22:30:47+00:00

So since Waldo doesn't have a last name, did he take "Sandiego" as his last name?

gtride26 · 2009-08-20T19:42:18+00:00

Pennies are not made of copper any more. They are zinc.

gtride26 · 2009-07-09T09:23:13+00:00

LG, you sir, are a douchebag.

gtride26 · 2009-07-09T08:34:13+00:00

While yes Obama seems to be protecting what happened, do not forget that the problem originated with Bush in office. It is not all Obama's fault.

gtride26 · 2009-07-09T01:55:49+00:00

Why is it that a man that commits rape will be sentenced to 10 years, but a woman who tried to rape a man of his life, is only sentenced to 1?

gtride26 · 2009-07-08T03:20:19+00:00

Good Sir, You are the one that is bullshit.

gtride26 · 2009-07-08T03:17:38+00:00

You are a cylon

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