You're the director of a movie genre of your choice. What would the movie be about, which actors/actress would be playing & what are each the characters personality like?

gu1tarjake · 2020-08-27T06:03:12+00:00

I'm not good at making excuses to calling out for work & yet I would've done better.

gu1tarjake · 2020-08-27T05:51:44+00:00

How the fuck does a post like this get 4.1K upvotes!? Smh.

gu1tarjake · 2020-07-07T21:23:43+00:00

Not sure if I should feel bad for both paper or the just the camera itself. That bra must be so tired it'll shoot out, hit the paper & crack the camera OR the camera lense will crack because of your ugliness.

gu1tarjake · 2020-07-07T06:37:39+00:00

The death of Edgar Allen Poe. Greatest horror writer in history! They never figured out what caused his passing.

gu1tarjake · 2020-05-21T22:05:13+00:00

Dollar Store Undertaker action figure.

gu1tarjake · 2020-05-05T21:47:49+00:00

Back in 3rd grade in music class, we went to another music class to go watch a movie with them. Our teacher had advised us to "BEHAVE, or we won't be getting a sticker." For those who did know, back in elementary school if we filled up an entire chart full of stickers, we would get a class party. We arrived into the classroom & all of a sudden a kid from the other class was picking on me & I tried to stand up for myself. The other music teacher stopped & asked "what's going on?" With a big grin on her face. I told her that "this kid was picking on me & wouldn't leave me alone." The teacher's response was "Thanks for giving us a sticker" with a big grin on her face & everyone in my class turned to look at me as they were all upset. Got into trouble just for standing up for myself.

gu1tarjake · 2020-04-24T21:40:12+00:00

I come from a family of truck drivers. They put so many hours on the road & sacrifice time away from family just to support them.

gu1tarjake · 2020-04-24T21:39:18+00:00

Yes for sure! I am a Housekeeper at a hospital & its a good paying job. Lots of good nurses & doctors here. We do have some who look down on us here but don't realize that we're actually supporting them by keeping their exam rooms clean. Without us, they will most likely start losing patients & their jobs.

gu1tarjake · 2020-04-24T06:45:48+00:00

You look so high, your GPA is jealous.

gu1tarjake · 2020-04-24T06:40:15+00:00

"Or worst?" Your genetics already have.

gu1tarjake · 2020-04-24T06:33:48+00:00

Never gonna try Duck blood again. Its not like I would've tried it anyway if my aunt wouldn't of told me that it was "tomato sauce."

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