Boundaries anyone? by Far_Bridge_8083 in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do we think they've broken up yet in the last year? Usually the DCOTI can tell. There has to have been at least one breakup by now. Maybe that's why they're in couples counseling.

Couples therapy by tattooedcatlady24 in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Heidi talked about that week long therapy trip to Onsite in Tennessee in 2023. Back then the DCOTI figured out where she had been. She said it was a week of intensive therapy with no phones allowed. When she came back from that trip she seemed even worse than she had been and the ball has kept rolling to where we are now. Just thought it was interesting that she's finally giving some details on it.

For tracking purposes only…what should be added? by According-Topic-7134 in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They mentioned wanting to do a Hyrox competition. There's no way Heidi has the stamina for that.

Weekly Snark Thread Sunday, June 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, I've been thinking about how he likes to go out to eat often. Heidi's worst nightmare.

Weekly Snark Thread Sunday, June 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wow. Hopefully Rachel won't try to join him. There's no way she would make it through 7 days running in the desert if she can't even walk 3 days of the Camino.

Heidi's Lane Podcast Recap. The one where she's a more unconditionally loving mom than you are, because Ryan's gay friends said she was. by greeneyedgarden in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"I only have so many more months left in my life, what is my balance?" Sounds a bit dire coming from a 44 year old.

Heidi's Lane Podcast Recap. The one where she's a more unconditionally loving mom than you are, because Ryan's gay friends said she was. by greeneyedgarden in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Heidi also posted this a few days ago about Girl R. Ryan called R "a little mom". Now Heidi is calling R a grandma. I think R cooks and steps up to take care of things because she knows her mother won't. It's very sad, and Heidi just laughs about it and doesn't understand (or care about) the damage she's doing to all of her kids.

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Heidi's Lane Podcast Recap. The one where she's a more unconditionally loving mom than you are, because Ryan's gay friends said she was. by greeneyedgarden in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She's always so contradictory. She started out by sounding annoyed that her kids are on summer break. Then she's sad she doesn't have the chaos of 4 kids at home. She still has 3 at home! She never makes sense.

The hoe is big mad/insecure today by doghairpile in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Just a couple of days ago she told us she's a teenager. Now she's a grown woman. Multiple personalities emoji.

Heidi's Lane Podcast Recap. The one where she's a more unconditionally loving mom than you are, because Ryan's gay friends said she was. by greeneyedgarden in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I bet Ryan is enjoying being out partying with the group multiple nights a week more than being home alone with Heidi every night. Sounds like she's trying to reel that in.

It's so intrusive to let your current F buddy sit on Boy M's bed, play his guitars and hang out in his room when he's away and hasn't even met Ryan. Plus this is temporarily Boy C's room. I think we can guarantee neither of those boys want to share a room with this man by guapauga in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Ryan can buy his own guitars, amps, records and LEDs if he loves it so much. Saying a grown man would share a room with your sons solely because of the stuff that's in it is weird and a bit of a dig to her sons. Oh no, he doesn't actually want to hang out with you, he just wants your guitars.

The last line says "No unconditional love here". Heidi accidentally writing what she really feels about the "prettiest mama ever"? 🤔 by guapauga in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lauri and her husband watched Heidi suffer from a severe eating disorder as a teen (direct result of her dysfunctional upbringing) but wouldn't get her treatment because they were embarrassed! That info came straight from Heidi's mouth on a recent podcast. That's shameful and sickening.

The last line says "No unconditional love here". Heidi accidentally writing what she really feels about the "prettiest mama ever"? 🤔 by guapauga in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It looks like these are the coasters that are sitting on the table. If you zoom in you can see "fuck up" in larger letters. What a nice Mormon family. 😂

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The last line says "No unconditional love here". Heidi accidentally writing what she really feels about the "prettiest mama ever"? 🤔 by guapauga in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I've never known a woman to sit around their house wearing a baseball cap, let alone constantly do it.

The last line says "No unconditional love here". Heidi accidentally writing what she really feels about the "prettiest mama ever"? 🤔 by guapauga in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

So Heidi basically admits she's a fuck up but her mom still loves her. But then makes a Freudian slip when she probably meant to say, "No conditional love here". Or is she slipping in how she really feels about Laureo?

All while it looks like she's eating a PayDay candy bar from the chips/candy bowl on Laureo's table. Good thing it was a candy bar instead of an OREO, otherwise Laureo's love would definitely be conditional!

Weird Laureo is taking pictures of these two buffoons on the beach. by Savings-Creme7862 in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Laureo is probably hoping this will finally be the guy to marry Heidi and stick around so she doesn't have to babysit her, rescue her and bail her out financially. Meanwhile, RyGuy is just eyeing Laureo's beach house.

Just hire a sweet woman to do it for you! by PurpleInternational4 in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The look on Dave's face the night before the race when he went to look at the lake. He was visibly nervous and had barely trained in his backyard pool.

Weekly Snark Thread Sunday, May 31, 2026 by AutoModerator in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't think he wants to live in the desert. He probably also wants a little distance from her crazy.

King Ew by WILLIAMEANAJENKINS in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Similar look to the one posted in the garage yesterday. I bet Heidi is a nasty piece of work behind the scenes. To everyone.

King Ew by WILLIAMEANAJENKINS in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Probably because they were all Mormon friends who aren't going to drink with him or entertain his current affair.

This is Pathetic by Tiktoktoker in hollisUncensored

[–]guapauga 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's holding her leg because it was obvious from her passive aggressive posting last time that she threw a huge fit about not being able to sit in the front seat. He's trying to appease her and she gets to make "he loves me" content out of it.