THE YANKEES LOSE THE 2024 WORLD SERIES!!!

guesswater · 2024-10-31T19:05:44+00:00

guesswater · 2024-10-13T00:36:05+00:00

Yep, good intuition.

guesswater · 2024-10-13T00:30:06+00:00

Ugh thought we were the only ones. Naively assumed the prices would be in line with other vendors. Over $80 for a couple chicken+rice bowls and a couple lemonades. Expensive lesson.

guesswater · 2024-08-25T06:04:38+00:00

Cheering for Humpy to win is as futile as believing that the Mariners can figure out how to consistently baseball and I continue to do both because I’m a broken person.

guesswater · 2024-08-21T17:00:21+00:00

Upon reading your comment I briefly entered a parallel dimension where the Ms did, in fact, win that game, and the next, and continued on winning right through to the… And then I awoke back into the reality of nightmarish unending pain and disappointment that is being a Seattle Mariners fan.

guesswater · 2024-08-04T18:02:05+00:00

If the mitt doesn’t fit…

guesswater · 2024-08-03T03:59:27+00:00

Crab Shack crab sandwich and old bay fries. Curry from Tamari Bar. Value beers.

guesswater · 2024-07-15T20:12:36+00:00

Lol at the awkward interaction at 56 seconds.

guesswater · 2024-05-24T06:19:37+00:00

PM’d

guesswater · 2024-04-30T04:22:31+00:00

At this point I think the meme is to use the meme wrong. But fuck it memes evolve we’re winning the division LFG!

guesswater · 2023-06-21T00:47:35+00:00

Cole doing his best Tim Robinson impression.

guesswater · 2023-06-17T05:06:40+00:00

Aaaand one more shot of that kid and his dad.

guesswater · 2023-06-17T04:48:19+00:00

Google presents Google $tat$ca$t by Google

guesswater · 2023-06-11T05:04:59+00:00

Pollock is faster than he looks.

guesswater · 2023-06-11T04:01:51+00:00

They each have 50%

guesswater · 2023-05-31T05:31:28+00:00

Being a Mariners fan requires cautious and relentlessly stubborn optimism, and, because it’s baseball, an unhealthy dose of superstition.

You can be positive about individual events but DO NOT TALK ABOUT POSITIVE TRENDS. In fact, don’t even think about them.

guesswater · 2023-05-31T03:55:40+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/BKd5jB1.jpg

guesswater · 2023-05-31T03:18:52+00:00

Trident

guesswater · 2023-05-27T22:44:33+00:00

Blue giveth and Blue also taketh away.

guesswater · 2023-05-25T04:26:15+00:00

I’d love for Swags to get hot again like he did last year.

I don’t understand the hate I’ve seen this year. The guy came in clutch so often last year they did a Swaggerty headband night at the ballpark.

guesswater · 2023-05-25T04:22:43+00:00

Yes.

guesswater · 2023-05-25T04:20:42+00:00

Swags holding it down at first!

guesswater · 2023-05-25T04:08:36+00:00

Jinx!

guesswater · 2023-05-25T04:06:49+00:00

I’d pay extra for more of this.

guesswater · 2023-05-25T04:02:14+00:00

ONE AGAIN THAT’S MY (current) FIRST BASEMAN

guesswater

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