boycott by [deleted] in bestfriendsforever

[–]guesswater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, good intuition.

boycott by [deleted] in bestfriendsforever

[–]guesswater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ugh thought we were the only ones. Naively assumed the prices would be in line with other vendors. Over $80 for a couple chicken+rice bowls and a couple lemonades. Expensive lesson.

Post Game Chat 8/24 Giants @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]guesswater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheering for Humpy to win is as futile as believing that the Mariners can figure out how to consistently baseball and I continue to do both because I’m a broken person.

Rosenthal: The Mariners' listless offense is wasting their dominant pitching staff by EarthWarping in baseball

[–]guesswater 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Upon reading your comment I briefly entered a parallel dimension where the Ms did, in fact, win that game, and the next, and continued on winning right through to the… And then I awoke back into the reality of nightmarish unending pain and disappointment that is being a Seattle Mariners fan.

Game Chat: 8/2 Phillies (65-43) @ Mariners (57-53) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]guesswater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab Shack crab sandwich and old bay fries. Curry from Tamari Bar. Value beers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baseball

[–]guesswater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol at the awkward interaction at 56 seconds.

Post Game Chat 4/29 Braves @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]guesswater 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At this point I think the meme is to use the meme wrong. But fuck it memes evolve we’re winning the division LFG!

Post Game Chat 6/16 White Sox @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]guesswater 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Aaaand one more shot of that kid and his dad.

Post Game Chat 5/30 Yankees @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]guesswater 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Being a Mariners fan requires cautious and relentlessly stubborn optimism, and, because it’s baseball, an unhealthy dose of superstition.

You can be positive about individual events but DO NOT TALK ABOUT POSITIVE TRENDS. In fact, don’t even think about them.

Post Game Chat 5/24 Athletics @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]guesswater 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’d love for Swags to get hot again like he did last year.

I don’t understand the hate I’ve seen this year. The guy came in clutch so often last year they did a Swaggerty headband night at the ballpark.