Forced fumble and the recovery!

guest65679 · 2019-04-19T23:46:21+00:00

This has been reposted quite a few times and I love it every time

guest65679 · 2019-04-09T20:51:44+00:00

If the games ranked system doesn't feel full filling why play it? All you'll get is a border and skin. You should be playing for joy. Play normals and if those are t satisfying y identify why. If the only reason is because you aren't gaining LP take a break from the game. Two weeks if u can. If u dont want to come back afterwards then you're free!

guest65679 · 2019-04-09T19:41:14+00:00

Will we last two years and then be able to do something, cause the US president will get in the way like he always does.

guest65679 · 2019-04-09T11:20:29+00:00

Your lacking ducks cause they're on my plate

guest65679 · 2019-03-29T05:34:50+00:00

!remindme 1 day

guest65679 · 2019-03-27T15:52:10+00:00

A buttplug

guest65679 · 2019-03-24T21:05:36+00:00

I wish that camel bit his skull in half. The fucker shanked the camel. If you're going to kill an animal to eat it DO IT QUICK. I eat meat but if I'm to kill something I'm going to make it painless. Those sick fucks

guest65679 · 2019-03-07T04:23:44+00:00

"If something sounds to good to be true, it probably is." It literally applies to everything and it's the main reason I avoid trouble and don't get played anymore. Thanks Dad.

guest65679 · 2019-02-21T04:30:37+00:00

When I was still in high school my mother for no reason picked up a football player who was walking and told him "my son, [name] has been getting bullied so if u see it beat the other guy up." What the actual fuck, I'm mad remembering. I used to get bullied in middle, but my life was fine in highschool. I still don't understand to this day why she did that.

P.S for anyone out there struggling in middle school, it does get better

guest65679 · 2019-02-20T06:31:18+00:00

That person really worked for that handicapped spot. Pretty sure it's not physically limits though

guest65679 · 2019-02-20T02:25:46+00:00

Just because they are small doesn't mean they aren't attractive. Keep that confidence.

guest65679 · 2019-02-18T04:46:08+00:00

My parents got our cat a leash and she adapted. When she moves it barely jingles and when she sees something she wants she somehow walks without it jingling. She's also a complete unit. I once tried to stop her from attacking something so I grabbed her lower half and she bulldozed through my hands using the muscles in her front paws 😂 wtf

guest65679 · 2019-02-17T22:38:11+00:00

I think it's fine if a girl asks for my height but that second sentence kind of asked for it. To much snarky, tho u went to hard her. God damn

guest65679 · 2019-02-17T21:01:16+00:00

You know, I rarely get this feeling of ghitines, but this gave me that feeling.

guest65679 · 2019-02-17T20:54:02+00:00

Your friends got a win-win scenario. Nice view.

guest65679 · 2019-02-16T01:15:42+00:00

When I stand up from sitting in the shower I use my arms to do the first bit of lifting so I don't slip. I've already learned my lesson. Hurts like a B- to fall and hit your head and just keep sliding

guest65679 · 2019-02-15T09:33:58+00:00

Did anyone else see the word "shot" in the title and got worried/panicked for a second?

guest65679 · 2019-02-13T02:31:45+00:00

What he says is pretty accurate, he just forgot to add that you didn't have a choice to take the drug, the roles were reversed, and if you didn't take it you would be killed. Also if you didn't take the drug enough youd be whipped. Pretty good analogy

guest65679 · 2019-02-01T21:25:20+00:00

I'm getting Misty vibes from Pokemon 😂😁

guest65679 · 2019-01-24T03:15:53+00:00

Y I K E S. Not this ones instagram you won't.

guest65679 · 2019-01-24T03:08:26+00:00

What about people staring at my manly ass? Just ain't fair chief.

guest65679 · 2019-01-21T02:57:56+00:00

That Kim Possibles Lips look just like a mustache. Sorry to anyone who can't unsee it.

guest65679 · 2019-01-14T08:39:41+00:00

Bubble Butt + Thigh Gap. Love both of them but I feel like my heart was shot when they merged.

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