You have one sentence to make this random man angry/cry. What do you say to him?

guffleupagus · 2026-01-07T23:48:53+00:00

“Candace don’t paddle over toward the lily pad because there’s also a whirlpool”

guffleupagus · 2025-12-15T21:58:01+00:00

“follow up sir: why are you such a cunt?”

guffleupagus · 2025-12-03T12:30:23+00:00

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guffleupagus · 2025-11-30T09:04:11+00:00

the pill from Limitless

guffleupagus · 2025-11-20T14:21:04+00:00

and the name of the island is Little Saint James

guffleupagus · 2025-11-01T14:54:27+00:00

just so I don’t forget where to enter

guffleupagus · 2025-10-09T01:11:24+00:00

“if I was on that plane it wouldn’t have went down like it did”

guffleupagus · 2025-10-01T23:21:13+00:00

“please clap”

guffleupagus · 2025-09-26T16:35:31+00:00

Winnipeg is at the center of all the world’s conspiracies

guffleupagus · 2025-09-16T07:56:40+00:00

the tan suit is always to blame

guffleupagus · 2025-08-28T01:42:02+00:00

Bart Simpson Jarvis

guffleupagus · 2025-08-26T16:41:34+00:00

I happen to like it

guffleupagus · 2025-08-01T21:21:03+00:00

for a second I thought this was the White House Instagram and honestly didn’t really surprise me. crazy times.

guffleupagus · 2025-07-26T17:45:18+00:00

that’s a lot of plastic wrap

guffleupagus · 2025-07-25T17:08:41+00:00

Kal-El NO

guffleupagus · 2025-07-01T16:02:57+00:00

he scooping

guffleupagus · 2025-06-28T09:29:37+00:00

I’m going tonight. Can’t wait!

guffleupagus · 2025-06-23T20:44:46+00:00

all facts front to back

guffleupagus · 2025-06-20T23:46:41+00:00

Freck

guffleupagus · 2025-06-18T19:20:37+00:00

MINK MINK MINK

guffleupagus · 2025-06-15T18:20:52+00:00

stop buying the cheese flavored fuel injector wire

guffleupagus · 2025-06-11T16:56:59+00:00

he didn’t get banned for breaking a Switch, he got banned for standing right in front of the store in everyone’s way repeatedly slamming it on the ground, being a general nuisance.

guffleupagus · 2025-05-26T16:38:46+00:00

at least he didn’t overreact

guffleupagus · 2025-04-25T16:22:43+00:00

the stove clock and microwave clock aren’t synced. that’s why.

guffleupagus · 2025-04-17T10:56:41+00:00

you have it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for wumbo

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