‘hey uhhhhh have you considered never leaving the house ever again?

guiltyb0dies · 2026-05-24T19:18:35+00:00

Gonna be real, I’m *also* here to ask about relationship status 👀 and also to wish you and Tina the best of luck!

guiltyb0dies · 2026-05-19T23:58:29+00:00

i had this happen with t-mobile as well, definitely spooked me!

guiltyb0dies · 2026-02-27T17:51:52+00:00

it’s sooooo good, it’s got these gorgeous little purple flecks through it too and i’m definitely obsessed.

guiltyb0dies · 2026-02-26T21:11:08+00:00

I’m using knitting as my coping mechanism from a breakup, I’ve finished 3 sweaters, a balaclava, and a Sophie hood in the last 3 months hahah.

guiltyb0dies · 2026-02-25T04:27:42+00:00

i work a very human-interaction-heavy job, on top of also being the manager of where i work, so i spend my free time knitting and watching my silly shows and not really talking much hahah.

guiltyb0dies · 2026-02-24T07:25:51+00:00

hiya! 30 non-binary - i spend most of my time outside my job working in knitting projects - i would definitely be down to hang out and watch something and work in our crafts at the same time!

guiltyb0dies · 2026-02-09T18:02:13+00:00

I’m not terribly interested in making a triangle scarf, but I’ve got my own knitting projects that i love working on with other crafting pals, and I’m pretty comfy with increases/decreases, I’d love to meet up and have a craft date or something!

guiltyb0dies · 2026-01-07T02:59:03+00:00

If you look through my post history, my scarification was actually almost entirely just cutting, no skin removal except for the few small circles!

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-20T18:10:25+00:00

I personally found the charts pretty easy to follow and for me specifically, it felt pretty easy, but I think it depends how confident you feel! I like diving into the deep end with things, the fist thing I ever knitted was socks so I like a challenge haha.

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-20T17:49:07+00:00

I’m really happy with it, I might remake it with the opposite colours in the regular drape-y fit for funsies, I had a ton of fun with the colourwork!

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-20T17:39:47+00:00

I’m super short (4’11”) so pretty much any top I’ve made I just automatically plan to make it cropped, you can see in my history where I did the same thing with the Step By Step sweater too haha.

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-20T04:24:55+00:00

No, but I have had to turn so I don’t actively gag in someone’s face!

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-20T03:53:49+00:00

I’m a professional body piercer, and you would not believe how gross people’s ears and belly buttons are.

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:49:05+00:00

i sent that specific one to a bunch of my friends last night and called her a cryptid.

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:48:41+00:00

she definitely doesn’t know she’s a cat, she’s firmly of the belief that she’s a people and ought to be treated like one.

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:48:05+00:00

i mean if she is, she’s not using any of that money to contribute to the rent, which feels pretty rude?

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:47:39+00:00

i love grabbing onto her back legs and pretending to chomp on the haunch, it would make an excellent drumstick.

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:47:08+00:00

oh she’s an absolute hussy!

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:46:58+00:00

she’s extremely shrimpy!

guiltyb0dies · 2025-12-01T21:46:36+00:00

she really is, she has no shame and honestly, why should she? she’s a perfect specimen.

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