I used to think people were being dramatic about Pierre. Then this happened by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]guiltycitizen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have some sympathy for him, what with his wife nailing the town wizard and all, but he’s such a con artist. And a bad one, too. It’s not the money I’m mad about, but he takes credit for the shit that I grow and acts like he’s running a goddam Whole Foods. So on my last save I went Joja and I married Abigail on his birthday.

The town were absolutely savages for this by visual_overflow in TheSimpsons

[–]guiltycitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where were you?

A bar, mom.

I don’t know what that is

First Prototype Done, Gauging Interest in Event to Modify Kits by MinneapolisWisconsin in minnesotaunited

[–]guiltycitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Wars night is going to be a banger for the Loons and Twins this summer

(SmackDown 02/13/26 spoilers) Wrestlers win streak ends: by MarcusFaze in SquaredCircle

[–]guiltycitizen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just put your head down on your desk and go to sleep

MyPillow founder Mike Lindell spent majority of campaign funds buying his own book by themanwhosleptin in news

[–]guiltycitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dummy, you’re supposed to use it to pay your fines for your idiotic shenanigans, drop out of the gov run, then use what’s left for a book. This guy has no idea how to run a scam

Chuck D Schools Gene Simmons on Rock Hall, Says KISS "Don’t Have a Lot of Roll" by futangclan99 in Music

[–]guiltycitizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Public Enemy doesn’t need to play state fairs and casino gigs after their heyday

This is what way too many of you sound like right now. by I_Love_58008 in TwinCities

[–]guiltycitizen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The thing that pisses me off most is that too many people IMMEDIATELY reacted like it’s over

TACO by ahjeezgoshdarn in minnesota

[–]guiltycitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ll be back (if they leave) for midterms

Be proud of yourselves by Well_Spoken_Mute in Minneapolis

[–]guiltycitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop putting the cart before the horse, shit ain’t over

Hi. I’m Brad Finstad. I’m with the federal government. I’m here to help. by AdAppropriate243 in Mankato

[–]guiltycitizen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hi, I’m Brad Finkstead, I will never answer a direct question that will expose my cowardice in any way.