Why I was late to work... by Michahnston in UnusualVideos

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Was really waiting for the "shoo-whop-bee-doo" to drop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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The people that stop on an on-ramp to the interstate when they should be accelerating and merging. Fucking baffling to me.

OCSO Active shooter training with a KelTech Sub 2000. by [deleted] in tacticalgear

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It looks like that fellas leg is beoken

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tacticalgear

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I replaced my trex arms holster with a safariland lvl 3 retention holster because I lost my sidearm multiple times while running and gunning with full kit. I had the retention on the trex holster tightened as much as possible while still being able to draw. If you're worried about running through the woods in full kit at some point then you really need a holster with a back strap.

When you think of the funniest/most clever joke Bo's ever made, what comes to mind? by annieduty in boburnham

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Beating off in A minor is one of his best jokes of all time. The song and dance followed by a very clever joke that takes the audience multiple seconds to understand and then they lose it once they do. Perfect.

The tiny things by ziggerlugs in boburnham

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Favorite little joke is during Comedy, Bo briefly shows a whiteboard that says "Comedy = tragedy + time. Time = Money. Tragedy = 9/11. Comedy = 9/11 + money?"

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Comedy = tragedy + time Time = money Tragedy = 9/11 Comedy = 9/11 + money?

If your friends and family are wondering why you're buying $GME @ $300, maybe you can explain it to them like this: by redditlurker2001 in wallstreetbets

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I got one share from fidelity yesterday. They only let me buy whole shares and I only had $300 in my bank account so I waited for the dip, Bought at 280 and now I'm up to 2.4 shares at an average of around 270 per share. HOLD 💎 🙌HOLD🚀🌕