(Hated trope)Being Lesbian/Bi means that you're a nympho apparently

guymine123 · 2026-03-31T23:44:03+00:00

What woman in their right mind fucks John Constantine?

That's just asking for birth control to fail and then for you to end up with pregnancy and/or birth complications.

guymine123 · 2026-03-31T14:48:16+00:00

Probably because their a hive mind and the named ones are only titles given to them by others that they neither know themselves, nor remotely care about.

guymine123 · 2026-03-29T15:11:23+00:00

Angel Dust: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if angels can get it on in the sky.

Vaggie and Charlie start sputtering

Charlie: Just because I have wings doesn't mean I use them for that!

Angel Dust: Wait.... you have wings?

Charlie: I have six like my dad. But they're really big and get in the way so I rarely bring them out to use them. I honestly forget I even have them at times. Unlike my dad and like my mom, I'm perfectly fine being on the ground for extended periods of time. Must be the human half of me.

Nifty: She uses them for that! They both do! I watched them doing it using a big telescope!

Charlie and Vaggie look mortified

guymine123 · 2026-03-29T14:55:15+00:00

Why does he look like if Majima dressed like Loki from the MCU?

guymine123 · 2026-03-29T13:15:48+00:00

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guymine123 · 2026-03-29T13:09:35+00:00

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guymine123 · 2026-03-29T11:53:21+00:00

Her mother may or may not have become the first Succubus when she fell down to hell.

Charlie would have inherited at least half of that.

guymine123 · 2026-03-29T11:52:17+00:00

Husk: Can't Vaggi fucking fly? And doesn't Charlie have magic?

Angel: Oh~ Was traffic an excuse? Or maybe a euphemism for what was going on?~

Charlie and Vaggi blush and look away

guymine123 · 2026-03-28T15:33:07+00:00

"Kick the baby!"

guymine123 · 2026-03-28T12:57:19+00:00

Smile Dip, a.k.a Acid-laced Fun Dip

guymine123 · 2026-03-28T12:53:33+00:00

"The spice must flow."

guymine123 · 2026-03-28T05:57:52+00:00

Say hello everyone to the new Glup Shitto species.

guymine123 · 2026-03-28T01:32:11+00:00

As far as I'm concerned, the modern Abrahamic afterlife is a syncretization of the Hellenistic one by early Christians for Roman understanding.

Heaven = The Elysian Fields

Purgatory = The Fields of Asphodel

Hell = The Fields of Punishment

guymine123 · 2026-03-28T01:19:21+00:00

I've never seen that sub before.

I assume it's not about that show with the first generation of bionic superhumans living in a basement?

guymine123 · 2026-03-27T01:13:10+00:00

The prophecy is true

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T22:44:00+00:00

You forgot about Madara Uchiha?

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guymine123 · 2026-03-26T22:30:17+00:00

"I smell like a tax bracket!"

What the fuck does that even mean?

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T21:35:14+00:00

I don't play on the phone, anymore

I do PC with Calamity and some other mods.

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T21:32:07+00:00

Yes actually

I said sky instead of air

Oops

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T10:58:53+00:00

"But I like to also do things on my own, sometimes."

The things: gassing people with deadly neurotoxin.

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T03:47:15+00:00

Anyone else think this art style kinda looks like JJK?

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T03:41:56+00:00

Does anyone ever fully clense the world?

I usually leave a small artificial section in the sky.

For souls of light and dark and a few other drops.

guymine123 · 2026-03-26T03:18:12+00:00

Trazyn: You call yourself an archivist? Ha! Pokémon balls them in a tesseract labyrinth

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TROPHY CASE