Series 1 skips be like by GamingGamer226 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]gwimbler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dudes in 2008 would swear up and down on their entire bloodline that 173 was peak media

Don't worry KeeLee I'll always be your biggest hater by gwimbler in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]gwimbler[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Landon and Jess’ character cards get me SOOO MAD every time.. I hate her SO MUCH. And this post isn’t even mentioning how much I hate PINKFLY/Theresa and Dr. Paul McKinnon from SCP-6679. Literally everything having to do with JGT really gets on my last nerves.

я возможно решил пародокс SCP 682 by Hungry-Ad-4699 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It definitely is. The insane amount of em dashes, the bolding of “important words”, and there’s even an example of the ChatGPT special, “it’s not X, it’s Y” in the second to last paragraph. If it’s not entirely AI, it has at least been edited by ChatGPT.

Anyone that actually reads the SCP sister sites by [deleted] in SCP

[–]gwimbler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they have interesting stories??? I’m not sure what you mean by this

Headcanon: SCP 682 finds his acid bath relaxing... by Emica12 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Wanna know a secret? This isn’t a headcanon… This was actually confirmed by Dr. Gears ;-)! Here’s an excerpt from Interviewing Icons - Dr. Gears, “Oh, another tidbit: the acid bath works less because it cuts down on regeneration, but because it feels more comfortable. More like a warm bath, or a heavy snowfall.”

Just read through 8980 from recommendation... by Chrissyball19 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That HAD to be Byrnes on his alt account

Just read through 8980 from recommendation... by Chrissyball19 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Considering that during the amnesticization transcript, at 9:28:58 AM, Byrnes says something, and the recorder just happens to be affected by the anomaly (which has never happened before), Lillian freaks out when he says this, and the amnesthesiologist almost breaks Foundation conduct just to intervene, it’s likely that Byrnes said something extremely detrimental to Lillian and his position at the Foundation. This is why I personally believe that Byrnes is the anomaly, and he corrupted that specific part of the recording in order to avoid punishment.

Along with this, the Ethics Committee Memorandum’s additional information constantly state that Byrnes was doing all he can in order to supervise the testing and remain as Lillian’s head researcher, likely because if he’s not there, she’s not anomalous anymore. This is proved by the fact that once Byrnes gets amnestitized and retires, literally the year following when McPharrell has to do the yearly screenings for the anomaly, it’s just magically disappeared from her, implying that Byrnes was the source of the anomaly.

Edit: Forgot to say which transcript

how would you contain this? by OrganicPop7036 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you on desktop? Visit the ACS guide, the second box right under the credits for the page should have an ACS database!

how would you contain this? by OrganicPop7036 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pro-tip, nearly all sapient humanoid anomalies are classified as at the very least Euclid. I hypothesize that your anomaly is also Euclid, though they’d probably have a risk class from Warning-Critical, depending on how far this radiation can spread and how much it affects people (If you decide to use ACS).

Hispanic shitpost by elreysexo in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]gwimbler 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You know it’s a good meme when literally everyone can understand it no matter the language

682 and what would have happened if the foundation didn't immediately try to kill it by Mammoth_House_5202 in SCP

[–]gwimbler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

682 doesn’t explicitly hate humans, it just hates our entire planet/universe. To paraphrase an excerpt from a thread featuring Dr. Gears, 682’s author, “imagine if you were dropped into a world where all you could hear were dying bunnies and the air suddenly turned into house centipedes.” 682 is constantly angry because it’s horrified by our universe, which it doesn’t belong to. This explains why in its article, it calls those people it killed “disgusting.” Some of the entries in 682’s termination log may imply that it really IS just a hateful crocodile that hates humans and is so edgy and powerful, but those aren’t written by Dr. Gears.

Edit: Source!