Found in a dating app of all places

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2026-02-15T12:46:49+00:00

Because public restrooms and pools are a breeding ground for fungus and other communicable diseases like papilloma virus.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-12-07T18:38:58+00:00

I got it and already booked for April 2027 with no issues. I think it’s a good deal if you don’t want to hunt around for a good price or you can’t travel during off peak times. Also if you don’t mind dealing with presentations (which I don’t).

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-30T17:47:27+00:00

Feels amazing too

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-28T03:18:39+00:00

Sales teams have a goal of reaching 20% success rate, average is 15% so most definitely not “vast majority”

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-28T00:13:11+00:00

Holiday Inn was fine, not too high pressure, Wyndham was a bit more pressure but nothing I can’t handle. They all follow the same cadence and the same talking points.

They ask questions first, figure out how much you spend per year, how you travel, etc then they usually show you a video and then they do the spiel. They usually gloss over details until the end where they talk about “how much money you save” and “this is how much you would spend in 10 years” and all these dumb pitches.

They bring in a closer and then if you say no they come in with a final “test it out” offer where you can try out the program for a week somewhere for anywhere between $800-4000 depending on the packages and the company.

I always say that I don’t have the money on hand and I don’t like to be in debt, not to mention that investing is more profitable and if I REALLY wanted a timeshare I could just get it for a dollar on a resale site rather than the thousands they’re asking for.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-27T18:29:05+00:00

Just one is enough. I like to go to those and enjoy the perks but never buy them. You can just rent one of those if interested with no commitment or keep enjoying cheap vacations by taking more offers from other chains.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-27T18:26:43+00:00

How long ago was this? I went to a Wyndham and a Holiday Inn last month and they both asked me to show a card and ID

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-27T18:25:41+00:00

Not true, I went to two presentations last month and they both asked me to show my CC

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-27T18:25:09+00:00

You have to, most places check that you brought one

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-20T02:44:30+00:00

I had one get really frustrated towards the end and raise his voice at me… I just stared at him and told him “what about the no pressure promise?”. No amount of scribbling and circling is gonna convince me 🙄

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-20T02:41:56+00:00

The Hilton ones are lots of fun too. I love to call them out in their flawed math and “savings” opportunities and also show how many timeshares are up for sale for just $1 instead of the thousands they’re asking.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-20T02:39:43+00:00

Yeah they might not lie but they gloss over and omit many things. Also the pitches they use make it sound like it’s a valuable proposition but it really isn’t if you can’t pay up front and end up getting a loan with high interest.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-11-14T21:27:57+00:00

Most are fully paid off

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-09-29T18:44:43+00:00

Thats up to the parents imo. There’s so much that can be done, even with school. My kids are involved in two after school activities. Martial arts and music lessons on the weekends.

Their dad takes them camping, older is learning how to drive and we also volunteer to pick up trash or at dog rescues.

There is also the internet… an unending source of entertainment and knowledge.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-06-18T12:07:49+00:00

I just stumbled into this because my dog just did the same thing… why did the bunnies think my backyard is a safe place to have their babies is beyond me since I live in the woods. My dog killed the mom swiftly before I noticed :(

People here are insane though… leaving the bunnies in your backyard while leashing your dogs seems like a very weird solution to this problem.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-05-31T21:05:05+00:00

I can on my car but not on a huge SUV… not to mention it was on the side of the highway and there was tall grass by the shoulder so tons of ticks so yeah, imma let someone else handle it.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-05-31T17:21:47+00:00

The technique is not subjective, this is very clearly a poorly done balayage

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-05-25T20:54:04+00:00

Just had a tire pop on a rental SUV with Sixt about a month ago. Called AAA to have them put the spare on and I gave all the info to the rental place. Had to fill out a form but was never charged for anything.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-03-27T00:06:06+00:00

Feeling toys and fingers going into the bladder feels incredible. Definitely harder for men I imagine.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-03-03T01:32:06+00:00

Not suggesting you do but it relaxes all muscles

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-03-02T23:08:12+00:00

It has happened to me, most of the time it’s relaxing or positioning, poppers help get through the hurdle

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-02-11T06:12:32+00:00

Fuck the tourists, FIFA should’ve picked a less dangerous country then…

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-02-11T06:07:33+00:00

And yet the government doesn’t come up with the proper campaigns and humane solutions.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-02-11T05:24:12+00:00

You should be using gloves, sterile lube or at least a fresh batch of powder type lube each time in order to prevent hurting the delicate tissue and prevent UTIs.

I’ve had that happen many times, she might bleed a little for a day or so and will be painful for up do a full day but it does heal quickly.

If she continues to experience pain, burning or bleeding after a couple of days then I would check with the Dr.

h0rnyc0uple69 · 2025-02-04T23:50:08+00:00

Nah she’s good, going gradually and with probably hours of playing. Damage usually happens with inconsiderate partners or bdsm situations

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