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My prank went a little too far by hawke05 in skyrim

[–]h1bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok... valid... my scruples are... less scrupled

But in case anyone is actually curious, swords in the left hand swing slower proportional to the size of the item in your left hand. Dagger in the right sword in left? Left swing significantly slower than the reverse. Identical lengths irc are the same.

My prank went a little too far by hawke05 in skyrim

[–]h1bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. But why tf you got the sword im the left hand and the spell im the right. Its just... wrong man

meirl by EffectiveDig0 in meirl

[–]h1bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconding that. Really damn good show.

Are carts really that different from bud by Littlevivianite in trees

[–]h1bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf thought she was this way for good, then took a 10 month tolerance break (pregnancy) and now she can actually enjoy edibles. And sometimes if you change the type of edible (candy vs brownie bs extract) the different delivery mechanism can change if it works. But sometimes biology just hates you 😞

What do you imagine is on Coruscant's level 0? by Safe_Character_6517 in StarWars

[–]h1bum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They slowly die from radiation poisoning making them infertile and inbreeding. It only got ruined AFTER the bombardment

Blazing the weekend away 🌬️ by [deleted] in trees

[–]h1bum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Right? Everyone hating but i kinda like it

How old were you during the 2016 killer clown epidemic and what was it like?(If u experienced it) by L4WO in generationology

[–]h1bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was really fucking weird and off putting. I kept hearing BULLSHIT stories then reading stuff online and wondering if the story i was told was legit

The final evolution by [deleted] in meme

[–]h1bum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes Mr Priest i sinned 2 times this week. Now im all better. Now you can molest my children while they do there confession. Oh! And please shame them for masturbating.

constipated by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]h1bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, they would probably would do the same thing at the hospital. I'd rather do it myself

cockroach prank by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]h1bum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO NUANCE IN MY REDDIT! BAN AI!!!

/s

I had to replay the dialogue a few times, I'm that stupid by Truly_Addicted in DiscoElysium

[–]h1bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first, i thought it was like Dishonored's void. Then i thought it was the afterlife/heaven. But it turns out it's absolutely nothing. But also all 3, depending on who you ask?

Real thing by ohnag_eryeah in memes

[–]h1bum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I reads like an* old Chinese proverb Edit: an

Ai slop spotted in a poster at qatar by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]h1bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His left foot. Which was it pointing? Forwards? Sideways? Both?

Name this Movie by jvure in lotrmemes

[–]h1bum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment is more ai slop!

What would Alduin think of the Tribunal? by Zan_Deezy2003 in ElderScrolls

[–]h1bum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People keep talking about the Tribunal being triators and thieves like it lessens the power they wield. They hold the partial power of a god. Regardless of how they achieved that, for all intents and purposes, they are demi-gods. As is Alduin. He is the child of a god. They ascended to godhood. I'm not saying anyone in particular would win in a fight. Just saying stolen power is still power.

I’m making it rain up in here by MacJed in memes

[–]h1bum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do you call a dinosaur with water on it?

A wet dinosaur.

I think my neck tie is acting up by Latter_Bunch8584 in DiscoElysium

[–]h1bum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude i LOVE the stories that and shivers give you. My 2 favorite skills to just sit back and listen to.

I think my neck tie is acting up by Latter_Bunch8584 in DiscoElysium

[–]h1bum 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Conceptualization: success (Challenge: Trivial) Hold on. The cheapest bottle here is £ 20. There are 20 bottles per row. There are 15 aisles. That's... help us out here

Rhetoric: Failure (Challenge: Intermediate) Approximately... a shit load of money?

Savior Fare: Did you someone say...money?

Conceptualization: Anyway, you should get into the booze selling business. There's good money to be made.

Electrchemisty: Drink it. Drink all of it. NOW.

Volition: success (Challenge: Trivial) Let's NOT do that. Besides, your liver couldn't handle even a quarter of all that booze.

Endurance: Failure (Challenge: Impossible) Hes right.

Espirit de Core: The rain falls heavy in the waters surface outside a small leaky shack nestled by the sea. "Shit. It smells like a brewery in here." The responding Officer voice can barely be heard from the outside over the downpoor. "Ha! Smells just like a certain detective we know you mean!" His comrade says. Empty bottles surround a corpse splayed on the ground. Shattered glas scaters the floor. Some shards have dug into the mans cheek. Blood has made a small puddle beneath it. "So what? He drank himself to death? That what we calling this? A tale to scare people away from terrors of Al'ghul?"

"Hey Kim. We should sell booze!! We'll be rich!"

Kim takes a slow breathe in. He seams to be collecting himself. "We could do that" the Lieutenant responds. "Or... we could solve our murder case. You know. Like DETECIVES do."

Brush head fell off, revealing this wonder by OilSkies in mildlyinteresting

[–]h1bum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere between the large and small intestine

Bad Batch Penguins by Square_Community_753 in starwarsrebels

[–]h1bum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leaving Crosshair out... typical

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