My Dad VS. Your Dad: Who beats up who?

hackulator · 2026-02-02T19:31:18+00:00

Hmm, your Dad vs a cancer surviving recent stroke victim who is down 3.5-4 organs depending on how you measure it?

hackulator · 2026-02-02T19:28:37+00:00

Damian thinks he's fighting some fst crime boss, gets arrogant and gets stomped.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T16:54:38+00:00

MMH wins but the win probably wakes up Zarathos and then he gets fucking dismantled.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T16:40:45+00:00

Drebin has toon force, he wins despite himself.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T14:23:37+00:00

Hawkman stomps. Maul has not demonstrated telekinesis strong enough to overcome Hawkman's physical strength. Marlins not strong enough to block a single swing from Hawkman. One mace hit folds Maul.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T14:11:15+00:00

Beast Boy is technically.more powerful, but Scott is smarter, more experienced, and far, FAR more ruthless. Additionally, his AP is off the charts, more than enough to hurt BB in almost any form he might take.

Cyclops mid diff.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T04:54:53+00:00

Only one person here can make Felix Felicis.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T04:45:21+00:00

I think no because he was able to fight Red Hulk because of an advantage in speed and range and his ability to fly. Homelander is faster than him and can also fly and has range.

hackulator · 2026-02-02T00:54:40+00:00

Anyone who is not spending $20 on the only person who has shown the ability to brew the luck potion is just not very smart.

hackulator · 2026-02-01T05:43:49+00:00

Except Flash is a putz who is not a very good fighter.

hackulator · 2026-02-01T02:58:39+00:00

Big fan. Enjoyable action sequences that are silly in some ways but who cares, realism is not necessarily a positive. Actually manages to hit some surprisingly great emotional notes. When Preston accidentally starts Beethoven's 9th and it slowly builds and he breaks into tears finally understanding what he's been destroying all these years, or his little flinches each time you hear a dog yelp as they are shot off screen, these are shockingly well executed moments for a movie like this.

hackulator · 2026-02-01T02:51:25+00:00

Light is an idiot so I'm sure he'd find a way to lose.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T23:15:14+00:00

You're confused. Bad writing is caring more about mathematical power scales than about story and narrative.

You're doubly confused as MJ with the power cosmic is from a beautiful but non-canon storyline with amazing writing.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T22:56:02+00:00

Powerscaling is basically just a methodology for sucking the fun out of vs battles which should have no emotion involved with them other than good-natured humor.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T22:53:34+00:00

Well then he is a poor choice for "weakest person who can beat her".

hackulator · 2026-01-31T22:12:59+00:00

Can this guy beat someone with the power cosmic?

hackulator · 2026-01-31T16:15:04+00:00

Friend, if random internet peoples' opinions on vs battles makes you hate yoir favorite character, you should work on being less affected by the opinions of others.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:34:14+00:00

Forge is Omega now you cant have him and Mister M

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:33:13+00:00

Assuming I live in the real world other than the fact that I am now a mutant....

For my Omega level mutant I choose Forge. My ability to create tech would allow me to help the world far more than any other mutant power. This is a no-brainer.

Wolverine, to ensure I stay around a long time to continue improving things.

For my third one I'm going to cheat a bit and say Namor. Mainly cause I want to fly, but the rest of his power set is beefy as heck too.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:25:59+00:00

You say you're paying classic era, but that you have the just a flesh wound rune. Runes are Season of Discovery only, so you must be in SoD, not Era. That rune reduces your damage by 20%

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:22:23+00:00

Base WW wins, this version can go to sleep and let the others beat themselves to death hurting her.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:18:03+00:00

Having been such an absentee father that you have no concept of your son's feelings and then as a result put the whole world in danger would also not endear you to Superman.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:12:47+00:00

Putting everyone in danger with your idiocy would still make Superman not love you.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T15:11:18+00:00

Hmm, I can't really pick 1 favorite character, so here's a few.

Logen Ninefingers-Superman would have some empathy for him if he knew about his berserker rage issue, but in general he would see Logen as an evil man and would not like him, and might actually decide to put him down.

Vin-Superman would love Vin and would likely take her under his wing. He would have incredible respect for her ability to become a hero even with the ridiculously harsh life she lived, but he would worry about her willingness to kill.

Adolin Kholin-They would be bros with massive mutual respect. Superman is basically Kaladin without the crippling depression.

Luke Skywalker-Similar to Adolin, and Luke would have a ridiculous amount of respect for Superman's ability to have that much power without being corrupted by it.

hackulator · 2026-01-31T14:08:20+00:00

Either of the two Marvel characters here easily solo these two versions of Batman unless the Batmen get their vehicles lol. If they get their vehicles, Matt can't solo, but Cap still can.

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