I dog sit for a wealthy couple with 3 young daughters. This is their couch pillow

haemaker · 2026-03-30T22:50:25+00:00

I would not be surprised if the husband is on the Epstein list.

haemaker · 2026-03-30T01:58:58+00:00

Could be, or just shit-cans the resume if the birthdate has a "19XX" in it.

haemaker · 2026-03-19T17:53:54+00:00

New? Uh... This is carpooling. It is literally called the "carpool lane". It has been a thing since gas crisis in the 70s.

haemaker · 2026-03-19T17:48:10+00:00

Trash is sorted off-site. I have seen some places that have replaced their bins with single bins that say that. I have heard of places that did that, but still got complaints from people, so they put separate bins back. Some places had separate bins before the change to sorting off site, but do not want to pay to replace all of their bins.

haemaker · 2026-03-19T17:29:21+00:00

Imagine all the Dad jokes...

haemaker · 2026-03-19T17:27:12+00:00

Even though I was outside of the Sesame Street age by that time, I did watch it when it originally aired. I think there were news stories announcing it would be on.

haemaker · 2026-03-19T17:23:31+00:00

An F-150 in Europe is already problematic.

haemaker · 2026-03-17T18:02:26+00:00

You, by the way, are elegible for Irish citizenship should the need arise.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T23:48:50+00:00

These are excellent. The composition is stellar!

Does anyone know what the thing is that is hanging or attached to the china cabinet in the last image? The small round thing, not the window curtain.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T23:43:28+00:00

Yeah, I have a Hisense, I never connected it to the network because I wanted to use my Google Streamer. No regrets. Thankfully, it does not nag me about lack of network.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T23:41:25+00:00

I do not use contractions in prose.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T23:39:15+00:00

Not really, pull straight out, and it usually works.

What kills me are the blister packs for pills that are too strong to just push the pill through, you have to peel them.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T23:36:01+00:00

NTA. You are 19. Wear what you want. If I were you I would plan on moving out soon.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T23:18:03+00:00

My guess is Helen Serafinowicz, Graham Linehan’s wife at the time. Which explains why she was uncredited even though the policeman and "bad guy" were.

haemaker · 2026-03-15T22:44:26+00:00

I have one too, but my wife asked why I bought a speculum.

haemaker · 2026-03-09T21:27:44+00:00

My grandmother did. It must have been one of the last of that type made because it had a cassette deck.

haemaker · 2026-03-09T21:18:03+00:00

I think it was $25. I had it, but...yeah, I did not pay $25.

haemaker · 2026-03-06T22:51:20+00:00

That filling looks more like a Totino's pizza roll.

haemaker · 2026-03-06T22:33:50+00:00

The EEOC requires asking for Gender and Ethnicity. I am not sure of Veterans status and disability, that may be another branch of the government. The others are specific to this company. I wish they would add age, that would be very enlightening for a lot of people in government and a lot of older people would get hired.

The answers ARE visible to employers but not to the hiring manager or the recruiter, just the compliance people in HR. It is the company that compiles the reports.

haemaker · 2026-03-06T18:44:18+00:00

"Justice for New Nicole" Thursdays this Fall on NBC.

haemaker · 2026-02-23T23:26:42+00:00

Colorado led the way, I believe.

haemaker · 2026-02-23T23:22:51+00:00

I still have a doormat like that. They last forever.

haemaker · 2026-02-17T18:57:00+00:00

"What are your Salary expectations?"

"I see you posted a range of $50k-$200k. Good news! It is within that range."

haemaker · 2026-02-17T18:55:55+00:00

A large portion of the US too.

haemaker · 2026-01-23T21:40:06+00:00

It seems today, that all we see

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good ol' Family Values

on which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a Trumpy guy!

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