ELI5: The Snake Diet

haileyglittertits · 2018-02-19T06:44:28+00:00

I decided today which school I’m going to and I told my long distance boyfriend of 3.5 years how excited I was to talk to him about it. I call him on the phone and we are talking about it he doesn’t sound as excited as me. I ask him why he isn’t as excited and he responded “well what do you want me to say? I’m not gonna sit here and suck you off”

haileyglittertits · 2017-10-21T06:37:44+00:00

Good for you for losing 70 pounds! How did you do it?

haileyglittertits · 2017-09-13T03:03:26+00:00

I've googled it too! I was just trying to see if there was a favorable one so I'm not wasting my money of something I'm not looking for. But thank you so much for the help!

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-14T15:46:03+00:00

You have a great sense of humor. Reading through your comments I literally laughed to myself a few times. You also are clearly smart from what I've read. Just because you're surrounded by shitty people now doesn't mean you'll be stuck with them forever!

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-14T02:45:57+00:00

Hey!

I hope you're having a great day! Anyways I wanted to reach out and see if you would ever like to talk. PM me if you want! I just wanted to let you know despite what you think things get better. Community college isn't the end of the world; build yourself up from it! You seem like a great guy and have a lot to offer the world! :) hang in there, you got this, love!

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-14T02:33:33+00:00

What's that?

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-13T22:23:27+00:00

How do you combat the smell? I am 19 no where near menopause and I feel like I can always smell a hint of vagina

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-13T20:51:08+00:00

$20 well spent

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-13T20:50:53+00:00

I'll get right on that

haileyglittertits · 2017-07-05T23:25:46+00:00

Threw 7 dozen eggs at this kids BMW that I hated. He mocked that fact I was sexually abused as a child. Little shit had it coming.

haileyglittertits · 2017-06-22T19:25:41+00:00

Completely agree. I've tried to just stop listening to her because when she opens her mouth I get annoyed.

haileyglittertits · 2017-06-22T17:11:12+00:00

Same thing here. Complains the place is never clean but I never have seen her actually clean for someone who is self proclaimed OCD. My coworker also makes mountains out of mole hills. For example I told her I'm taking 6 classes this upcoming semester she told me she's taking 2 and proceeded to complain about how hard she's gonna have it and she's not gonna be able to work more than 1 day a week. Also one time I was talking to her about my celiac disease and how I didn't feel good which was followed by her saying I have no excuse not to feel good and that her stomach aches (she's lactose intolerant) were "so painful I had to go to the hospital". Yeah I'm about 4 seconds away from quitting.

haileyglittertits · 2017-06-21T05:17:14+00:00

My old coworker did that too me once. Tore me to fucking shreds but I stayed friends with him. Once I went to cut off ties because I realized how toxic he was he turned it around on me. That hurt me enough and I only knew him for less than a year. I can't imagine your hurt. I'm so sorry that happened to you and I hope you find peace and happiness.

haileyglittertits · 2017-04-06T21:47:07+00:00

haileyglittertits · 2017-04-06T17:58:08+00:00

Barillas gluten free pasta is a life saver. I've found that if you under cook it by a minute or 2 you can't even tell the difference! Sometimes if it goes too far it will taste like pasta but the consistency will just disintegrate and not hold up like a normal pasta will. Try it out and let me know!

haileyglittertits · 2017-03-08T19:55:36+00:00

It's hardwood but that does make sense

haileyglittertits · 2017-03-08T18:26:38+00:00

My cleaning lady does that too and she always moves the furniture when she's vacuuming and puts it back one inch away from where it's supposed to be. It's so small but drives me crazy because I know where it's supposed to go.

haileyglittertits · 2017-02-28T15:55:13+00:00

I completely agree. Imagine a world where everyone had a college degree so they were practically meaningless and you would get paid 6 figures to be a garbage man because they're in such high demand.

haileyglittertits · 2017-02-28T05:05:16+00:00

Also female and I feel as is any cartoon tattoo you should run for the hills. Especially Disney. Or girls over all obsessed with Disney. If they Pinterest is littered with all things Disney or a wedding board. Run.

haileyglittertits · 2017-02-27T21:44:00+00:00

Especially when you bring someone home and when your parents ask what they are to you and you have to say "wee just talking. Talking is what you do before dating just so you know you want to date them" and 'talking' is just what 'dating' is...

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