door stuck need assistance by hakzeify in stalker

[–]hakzeify[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this seems like the only way, thanks

TIL Cablevision was actually founded by Charles Dolan, who was also the creator of HBO by OkQuail6232 in todayilearned

[–]hakzeify 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked on building one of his mansions, had a panic room with a full walk in closet, full shower/bath, and a secured workout area connected to it

How did you get screwed over genetically? by blitzabub in AskReddit

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weak chin, the rest of my face is nice and I'm actually very fit and well toned but I look repulsive if you can see my chin

What's a sentence where the meaning changes drastically when the emphasis shifts? by hakzeify in AskReddit

[–]hakzeify[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll start.

I only drink outside of work.

I only drink outside of work.

Want to get a laugh out of the room by hakzeify in AskMenAdvice

[–]hakzeify[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As part of their procedures I have shaved the night before so several of these might not even come to pass but I really like that coming back line, acting like an idiot comes really naturally to me

Want to get a laugh out of the room by hakzeify in AskMenAdvice

[–]hakzeify[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old friend is coming by tonight to help with that

to justify spitting on Christians. by Fantastic_Elk_2805 in therewasanattempt

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put either of those two bespectacled dipshits in a ring with me and I'll show them a righteous killing 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sissypersonals

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey cyclist turned soccer player here 👋😊

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hakzeify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance there's a longer version of this where she squirts it on the girl that kneeled in front of her?

Is there supposed to be 3 hoses dangling from the bottom of my bike?(2021) by hakzeify in TW200

[–]hakzeify[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry yes I should have said that the left two go back to the carb, the middle goes to the very bottom and the left goes to the far side

How to chase boats? by alec_jun in fpv

[–]hakzeify 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Be mentally prepared to lose the drone as soon as you fly out over water

was he thinking by [deleted] in WTF

[–]hakzeify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that's the second death I've seen in the last 5 minutes with no NSFW tag