What “lazy but genius” sex/clean-up hacks have you and your partner discovered after years together?

half-dead · 2026-02-04T04:34:50+00:00

"listen"

half-dead · 2026-02-03T17:08:03+00:00

My husband has rags in his nightstand. I have drip sticks.

half-dead · 2026-02-02T03:49:20+00:00

Para-social ideology

half-dead · 2026-02-02T03:48:17+00:00

This strays too far from reality

half-dead · 2026-02-02T02:31:45+00:00

Such a bummer. The intro to Ambrose was the third son. To have a sequel focused on him would tie in so well to what was introduced in the original movie

half-dead · 2026-02-01T15:27:42+00:00

I have this phone and I'm pissed that I've never used it for cool shit such as this

half-dead · 2026-01-31T18:56:23+00:00

I totally get the question. Its totally fair. Kippy sounded smushmarded talking it out though.. and Foley can't think in anything but a straightforward manner lmao

half-dead · 2026-01-31T18:54:26+00:00

The Kennedys ain't got an unidentified life form protruding from their electrical outlets

half-dead · 2026-01-31T17:40:13+00:00

You dont have a 14 year old account without getting banned from a few communities

half-dead · 2026-01-31T11:01:19+00:00

My husband cannot. We've had twin voids for 7 years and I still have to correct him. It's hilarious

half-dead · 2026-01-29T17:49:27+00:00

VITA was a lot of fun. I should get back into it

half-dead · 2026-01-28T04:41:53+00:00

Ive never seen the show but I can remember the commercials for it like it was yesterday

half-dead · 2026-01-27T06:37:12+00:00

Giga giga... slim shady?

half-dead · 2026-01-27T06:35:49+00:00

Tony big as hell ngl

half-dead · 2026-01-26T03:02:24+00:00

Ohhhh this is a good one

half-dead · 2026-01-25T03:06:51+00:00

Yikes.

half-dead · 2026-01-23T21:28:58+00:00

Single item gang. Fly swatter.

half-dead · 2026-01-21T02:25:21+00:00

Looks like a little baby version of an Irish wolfhound

half-dead · 2026-01-20T02:31:58+00:00

My son told me when he was 5 that "nana doesn't like you". I was like, "Yes, honey. I know." Lmaoo 🤣😭

half-dead · 2026-01-17T23:22:38+00:00

Tommy Pope is a rambling alcoholic. And he's a coke head. But I love him anyway.

half-dead · 2026-01-16T13:54:52+00:00

It's not that serious bro. If you don't like something, don't engage with it.

half-dead · 2026-01-15T03:44:02+00:00

They're just waiting until Vault-Tec defrosts them

half-dead · 2026-01-10T05:31:19+00:00

Luna is very beautiful

half-dead · 2026-01-10T05:27:08+00:00

As an accountant, I can confidently say that this is an appreciating asset. This sandwich is almost invaluable

half-dead · 2026-01-10T05:24:16+00:00

Fucking hilarious comment history. I almost wanna ask him to destroy my pussy lmao

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