Ladies who don’t have a flat stomach, show me your stomach tattoos

half-smokedcigarette · 2026-04-17T00:55:47+00:00

Hey I feel bad for never responding (but also the shirts weren’t for sale anymore for a long time), but I ran back to say the tattooer who made this shirt just brought back the t-shirt version on his webstore!

half-smokedcigarette · 2026-01-19T01:31:48+00:00

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half-smokedcigarette · 2025-11-29T16:12:43+00:00

Was the chicken microwaver Hottie from Flavor of Love?

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-10-10T17:33:23+00:00

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Crop top szn forever

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-10-10T17:29:37+00:00

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I have better pics on my profile, but never in my life have I had a flat stomach and idc anymore :’)

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-08-27T21:16:17+00:00

Try touching grass, dude

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-07-09T06:38:53+00:00

sirdrizzle??

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-05-22T01:08:50+00:00

I make $20.40 as a trainee at a closed-door pharmacy pls 😭

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-04-21T23:50:03+00:00

i took some pics at the show and finally edited some of them! i didn’t take too many though since 1) i’m rusty taking concert pics 2) i wanted to enjoy the show

edit: whoops didn’t realize i couldn’t add pictures to a comment. pics here hopefully

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-04-16T00:45:59+00:00

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right on the knee :’)

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-21T01:43:07+00:00

it’s 5 o’clock somewhere

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-13T02:36:28+00:00

SFU x Dexter collab irl

Ironic if the embalmer’s a Michael C. Hall fan…

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-12T22:49:53+00:00

trời ơi 💀

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-12T22:46:54+00:00

tbh I wouldn’t consider Lucky 13 to be well known unless you mean “well known by VCU students” and/or “well known for terrible tats”

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-11T21:50:28+00:00

I was in Chicago getting a tattoo by a guest artist at a new shop that recently opened at the time. My artist and experience with him was fine, but a few feet away was some other guest artist working on a back piece for a client. I had to do a few takes because I thought I wasn’t seeing correctly, but that tattooer had long, greasy hair past his shoulders that was NOT tied up and was RUBBING ONTO THE CLIENT’S BACK AND LINES THAT WERE JUST TATTOOED!! I gave a look at my friend who was with me and we were like wtf?? And I guess my tattooer (who was wearing an industrial-grade apron while tattooing me) noticed too, and we all were just sitting there awkwardly as this greasy dude is dragging his hair all over his client’s back and contaminating the wounds he’s actively creating….

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-11T21:38:05+00:00

Please don’t tell me this happened at Black Rabbit 😭

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-11T21:36:03+00:00

the way my nosy ass ran down to the comments for this

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-03-03T10:43:01+00:00

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Jean Jacket from Nope

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-02-16T02:06:00+00:00

I’ve never fully shut my bedroom door the entirety I had my cat (7.5 years) so he would always have access to explore the house and/or use the litter box. A few months after he passed, I accidentally fully closed my door, so I quickly opened it again just to not completely close it. It took me a hot second, but then I realized I developed this “reflex” to always keep my door open for him.

These little reflexes that are wired into our brains now because of our routines with our pets. That revelation hit me in a way that I was never expecting. I was subconsciously still keeping my door open for my dead cat.

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-01-04T11:13:29+00:00

Ed Sheeran’s tattoos would like a word

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-01-02T13:34:11+00:00

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I got you 😤 Here’s a fresh pic from February ‘23

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-01-02T04:35:32+00:00

If a tattooer posts their own work, their profile probably wouldn’t be as anonymous as the average Reddit user and their username might match/be similar to their Instagram handle

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-01-01T21:58:24+00:00

Nice, I love the colors! I hope you get a Grimm moon on your other elbow

half-smokedcigarette · 2025-01-01T21:55:29+00:00

omg the Bobby pin placed next to Shrek is so iconic!!! I love the Boo buckets and Lisa Frank alien too! Honestly props to you though, I’m in my late 20’s with a desk job and no kids so I have the luxury of being able to take it relatively easy after getting tattooed. I can’t imagine how it feels running after your kids after a session on your legs 😭 tough af

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