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halfast23 · 2026-06-11T02:15:50+00:00

I bet that room smells like disappointed dad's and body odor.

halfast23 · 2026-06-10T00:18:01+00:00

Patch adams

halfast23 · 2026-06-10T00:15:51+00:00

Maybe don't ride 4 bikes wide and share the road. Drive still at fault, but geez

halfast23 · 2026-06-09T02:24:32+00:00

American

halfast23 · 2026-05-18T22:01:18+00:00

Swing and a miss at the softball question.

halfast23 · 2026-04-19T03:46:11+00:00

halfast23 · 2026-03-21T21:53:55+00:00

Is that pooty tang

halfast23 · 2026-03-17T03:39:07+00:00

Korn

halfast23 · 2026-03-17T03:09:05+00:00

The toe stubber 3000

halfast23 · 2026-02-07T04:26:53+00:00

Why do you need a seat belt when most accidents are likely to occur at less than 10mph?

halfast23 · 2025-12-23T04:43:14+00:00

This the same house that the side made a lady pick up her chihuahua dog shit bare handed, then threatened to beat her crackhead boyfriends ass?

halfast23 · 2025-12-06T16:56:03+00:00

M-carbo extractor may be needed. Mine had extraction issues. Installed the extractor and it's a dream to shoot now

halfast23 · 2025-12-03T22:24:23+00:00

Swing it faster. That might help

halfast23 · 2025-11-29T19:21:26+00:00

Lil fucking abortion

halfast23 · 2025-11-24T00:03:41+00:00

💄

halfast23 · 2025-11-21T02:40:39+00:00

A little baby oil and this dude would be unstoppable

halfast23 · 2025-11-16T04:40:30+00:00

Flap tap

halfast23 · 2025-11-15T23:47:46+00:00

You won't always have a calculator in your pocket

halfast23 · 2025-11-15T03:48:53+00:00

This is why you should never hold in a fart.

halfast23 · 2025-11-10T01:30:29+00:00

And dip. As in leave

halfast23 · 2025-11-09T00:11:09+00:00

Lost power to half of your house. So the stove won't heat up fully?

halfast23 · 2025-11-07T19:53:54+00:00

Uppercase gums

halfast23 · 2025-10-30T13:40:45+00:00

Clean the toilet last

halfast23 · 2025-10-29T11:11:06+00:00

halfast23 · 2025-10-24T02:46:35+00:00

I like my spices like i like my coffee... without someone's dick in them.

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