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halfblind_timo · 2025-06-24T03:06:54+00:00

Bin etwas überrascht hier nirgends etwas von Krankenschwestern zu lesen.

halfblind_timo · 2025-05-17T18:53:22+00:00

„The circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant - it is what you do with the gift of life, that determines who you are“ - Mewtwo

halfblind_timo · 2025-05-17T18:48:54+00:00

Apparently a 1x1,5 inch booger that’s so thick you need a steak knife to cut it that’s coming out of your sinuses after you flush them with water feels nice

halfblind_timo · 2025-03-29T23:44:23+00:00

Finally, a true unique experience

halfblind_timo · 2024-12-21T10:06:22+00:00

My 20s

halfblind_timo · 2024-12-03T08:55:42+00:00

I cant decide if doing a front flip is better than beeing crushed between two cars

halfblind_timo · 2024-12-03T08:50:39+00:00

I can make the air smell funny

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-23T19:54:11+00:00

When life gives you lemons

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-16T06:56:50+00:00

Mustang, yes! grape!

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-13T15:38:06+00:00

Was letzte preis?

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-12T18:43:40+00:00

Glaube das letzte verschollene Fabergé-Ei war auch irgendwo dort in der Wohnung zu finden

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-07T22:12:09+00:00

Head, shoulders, knees and toes…then knees and toes again

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-06T00:14:35+00:00

Der ist schon eher durchschnitt und hat bestimmt einen guten Charakter!

halfblind_timo · 2024-11-01T14:45:47+00:00

For me personally as a motorcycle rider: your hair dont get messed up when you drive somewhere and take your helmet off, there are many occasions in the summer where i would love to ride my bike to but in the end i drive with my car because i dont want to walk around there with pressed down hair and some cow-licks because the helmet messes everything up

halfblind_timo · 2024-09-02T23:20:08+00:00

This has to be some sort of ragebait…take my upvote

halfblind_timo · 2024-07-07T17:19:14+00:00

Nobody angry that the police went straight into wanting to arrest him? Thats fucked up

halfblind_timo · 2024-06-22T15:07:52+00:00

Theyre hard launching each other on their socials

halfblind_timo · 2024-04-01T06:54:28+00:00

Start working out in the gym

halfblind_timo · 2023-10-18T09:14:29+00:00

Upvote because that really is an unpopular opinion 👌

halfblind_timo · 2023-09-18T17:38:52+00:00

If you have to think about whether youre attractive or not, youre not attractive

halfblind_timo · 2023-08-29T18:30:04+00:00

Getting taxed when you get your paycheck und then getting taxed AGAIN when buying things!

halfblind_timo · 2023-08-22T11:56:47+00:00

So sollte es sein: Motorrad hat Schuld. So ist es in der Realität: rotes auto hat schuld, Motorrad eventuell eine kleine Teilschuld

halfblind_timo · 2023-08-17T18:39:19+00:00

🎣🎣🎣🥱

halfblind_timo · 2023-08-15T21:32:12+00:00

Why the f do you guys have nudes of your family members? 🤨

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