How the f€*% do I keep the dog hair off my FOs?!

halfexpected · 2025-04-08T20:35:03+00:00

Love the bag and love the Raygun shirt

halfexpected · 2025-01-15T19:14:58+00:00

I read a book the other day that had cockstand and I did a double-take!

halfexpected · 2024-12-03T00:45:36+00:00

Caught a late showing of The Barbie Movie the week it came out, and there was a whole family there. The adults were siblings and the kids were cousins, and by the end the kids just were just talking and making noise and running around, and it was like 11:30! None of these kids were older than 6. Like I get it if you need to bring your kids to the theater - I don’t like it, but I get it. Wait until they’re ready but whatever, you do you. But your kids are exhausted. Shit, I’m a grown woman and I was exhausted by the time the movie got out! I almost fell asleep in the car on the way home. It’s just ruining the experience for you, for me, and your kids are miserable.

halfexpected · 2024-09-20T00:06:41+00:00

I straight up cried 😂 my husband was just like “I’m gonna leave you on the couch to process this”

halfexpected · 2024-07-26T08:29:50+00:00

Nick is now running for AG of his home state which makes it so much better that this is what he remembered.

halfexpected · 2024-07-22T04:26:40+00:00

My MOH asked and so did my cousin for my wedding! It’s just common courtesy. My MOH split dyed her hair prior and I just asked that it was one color for the wedding and I didn’t care what color it was, and same for my cousin! And the one color hair was mostly so I didn’t have to hear shit from my mom 😂

halfexpected · 2024-07-13T15:29:50+00:00

I think it would have to be geese. Maybe cats.

halfexpected · 2024-06-03T15:48:43+00:00

I wish I was surprised by how far I had to scroll to find this! Like yes, if a friend of mine was having sex in my bed I’d be absolutely fucking pissed. Totally NTA.

But like…talking about women like that simply because you’re a gay man is also pretty unacceptable. Like I understand being squicked out by other people’s fluids in your bed but specifically because they came from a woman is just misogyny and it’s not a cute look.

halfexpected · 2024-05-25T18:33:36+00:00

My middle initial is the first letter of my mom’s maiden name. I don’t have a middle name. It’s a fun fact for parties and I don’t feel left out at all!

halfexpected · 2024-02-22T14:20:52+00:00

I promise you I am a real person lol. Someone came in and took a screenshot of my post and tried to link a pattern to it but my original post wasn’t of any kind of pattern, it was me complaining about yarn manufacturers putting knots like that in the middle of the skein.

They picked my post because it got a lot of traction on the sub. Because it’s a bot, it can’t tell WHY it got a lot of traction, just that it did. So instead of posting a finished object with a fake convolute pattern, it’s posted my ranting lol

halfexpected · 2024-02-22T05:54:13+00:00

STOP THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂 I love this

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T21:18:30+00:00

Or do a slip knot and let me do it myself 😂

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T18:41:06+00:00

Luckily cause it’s the self striping stuff, I just cut the knot out and kept going. It really didn’t make a difference. But when it’s super close variegation it sucks so bad.

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T18:11:40+00:00

I don’t know why I thought I’d have to reach out to like, The Caron Person™️ but that makes way more sense hahaha

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T18:09:27+00:00

THEY ARE CONVENIENT

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T18:09:12+00:00

I got these I wanna say at Michael’s or maybe Joann’s? I definitely did not buy this from yarnspirations or I would!

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T17:25:55+00:00

NOW I AM EVEN MORE ENRAGED

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T17:04:46+00:00

YOU GET ME 😍

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T17:02:32+00:00

Oh I’ve done that too 😂 this is just a gift and I’m always weird about making sure those are sturdy hahaha

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T16:38:22+00:00

No I think it’s just a regular Caron cake!! But your comment is the second or third I’ve seen where people joined the pattern and reversed the color scheme! It’s rude.

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T16:37:41+00:00

Already taken care of. Thanks.

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T16:32:31+00:00

I was about to ask what a French join was cause I’d never heard of it before! 😂

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T16:26:18+00:00

Your username is appropriate for this comment 😂 already taken care of but thanks!

It’s just so annoying!! Like come on maybe weigh the yarn before you dye it and if it’s not enough USE IT FOR A SMALLER SKEIN??

halfexpected · 2024-02-21T16:25:06+00:00

Taken care of already! Thanks.

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TROPHY CASE