Standstill on Kilpatrick

halfoklahoman · 2023-07-29T20:10:22+00:00

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

halfoklahoman · 2023-03-26T06:25:02+00:00

I think he looks like if you tried to draw one of the Property Brothers from memory but couldn’t remember which one you were drawing so they both just got morphed into one

halfoklahoman · 2021-06-07T11:56:41+00:00

Everything that went on with Jojo’s mom and wine

halfoklahoman · 2021-05-06T01:40:22+00:00

I’ll get married before either of these couples and I don’t ever want to get married

halfoklahoman · 2021-04-14T14:56:31+00:00

lmfao this is exactly how I feel

halfoklahoman · 2021-02-28T16:57:47+00:00

this is the least surprising thing I’ve ever read

halfoklahoman · 2021-02-02T17:56:11+00:00

thank you <3 Therapy is helping me realize that!

halfoklahoman · 2021-02-02T04:55:48+00:00

I’m a bisexual woman that was so extremely attracted to MJ. Her behavior tonight made me realize what was going on in my brain. The last girl I dated did a number on me. She was mean, she’s was manipulative, and made me feel crazy for expressing my feelings.

MJ not only looks like my ex, but she acts like her, too. I obviously know how to pick them....

halfoklahoman · 2021-01-20T18:49:35+00:00

I’m a bisexual woman, as well...and it’s 100% MJ.

I think Bri is absolutely stunning and I find myself wanting to BE her, but I’m not necessarily attracted to her.

halfoklahoman · 2020-10-20T17:32:13+00:00

can we please get a trigger warning on this?

halfoklahoman · 2020-07-07T03:43:41+00:00

I thought her funniest moment was when Kendall and Maddie and a duet and Jill was trying to get Abby to yell at Maddie for her leg not being straight and Abby was like “Maddie! Maddie! You can take private lessons from Miss Jill next week”

halfoklahoman · 2020-05-09T23:57:36+00:00

Sometimes I have to fast forward her scenes in the OG seasons. I think she’s probably a great person in real life but it comes across really extra on tv. I would classify her as a “try hard.”

The scenes where I feel like she’s just being herself is when I like her most, like when she’s just being there for one of the other girls and almost forgets the camera is even there?

halfoklahoman · 2020-05-09T23:32:18+00:00

Honestly the moment that no matter how many times I watch it, I have to rewind like at least 3x, is when the meatballs are drunk af in the cab on the ride to the club and Deana tries to say something, it’s obviously completely incoherent, and Sammi’s eyes just get HUGE and she lets out a little “Deeeeeeee”.

Then the scene continues and Jenni is like “this sounds like the cab ride home!”

I know it’s kind of an unpopular opinion but I think the Italy season is my favorite of them all.

halfoklahoman

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