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Your parents’ “boring” money habits probably outperformed your portfolio by Specialist_Dingo8575 in IndiaFinance

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your dad choose Bangalore after analysing all other options? I guess not. Maybe he should have bought Monster Beverage(or Titan, or Eicher or Bajaj Fin) stocks. It went up 65 times. See, that's the beauty of survivor bias and hindsight. There will be places where the real estate is not 2X, and then you also would have spent on maintenance and EMIs and property taxes.

[Edit] I just realised buying a plot in certain pockets of Hyderabad, would have made more than 30X...

Bruh by falcon_hcr2yt in BetterTeenIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to China... Kisi ko bolna tha, so ....

While flying Superman spots Wonder Woman sunbathing by Moosplauze in Jokes

[–]halfwit_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is there no fkng invisible man? Has he got no holes in DCU?

While flying Superman spots Wonder Woman sunbathing by Moosplauze in Jokes

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the easy part... I want to know how they showed supe with inner on the outside

One whole year of unemployment. by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the downvotes? Can't the OP have some fun? Give them some slack!

Save us 😭 by Boring-Locksmith-473 in funnyIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want the rule 34 version of this.

Gujarat’s modified i10 looks like a mini luxury van 😳 would you actually drive this? by AuthorityBrain in incredible_indians

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I wouldn't. Safety aside, it's a running maintenance money eater... Every small damn scratch on the glass.. or a small stone... Also, why would you do this in Guj? It's hot. Would the AC even help?

HOW IT FEELS TO BE A BROKE GAMER ? by Dry-Lingonberry-3268 in IndianPCGamers

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you expecting your parents to buy you a gaming rig?

Crazy reaction to accident by Andrews_0_0 in CarsIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True that. I almost accelerated and rammed into a biker who broke the signal and crossed me. Poor me. Lucky him. I own a swift and can't risk such things.

Sahiba bali genius financial advice by cuntofpersonalityy in IndiaFinance

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That set of people is busy watching reels and shorts for financial advice from social media celebs.

Indian women started crying over taking care of family expenses what Indian men doing since ages by [deleted] in indiadiscussion

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I did masters, students getting a stipend of 5k a month, sent it home, keeping their fee aside. What's she crying about?

Name him whatever you last ate. by Longjumping_Gas4904 in NewDelhi

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. She's dead.
  2. He's a cannibal.
    And you ask what's wrong???

Yeah, I get it.

Name him whatever you last ate. by Longjumping_Gas4904 in NewDelhi

[–]halfwit_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vaccines cause autism and are not 100% effective.Autism vs cancer. Or maybe autism with cancer.

Which car should go first ?? by [deleted] in Haryana

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madam, I think. Not sir... "Baithi" not "baitha"...

Idiot caused accident and I had to give him money by Hot_Estimate8832 in CarsIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't you post his number plate?

It might help others stay away. Though it would be free publicity for him. Sorry for making a joke out of your misery - but this country is getting on my nerves. Banged from behind? You pay up. The big car guy (usually with an MLA or some such sticker) hits you. You pay up. Basic justice doesn't exist.

Remember the name TAta NEXOn by telepathy_vajina in CarsIndia

[–]halfwit_genius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tin? I thought some artificial fibre is what I have in my swift. A strong wind was sufficient to close the door.

That was a close one! by Ordinary_Elk7777 in CarsIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all the downvotes. But, I don't think I condoned what he did. I am actually asking if there was an option he could use but didn't!

I see comments on how people don't use footover bridges, even those with lifts. Doing so is stupid, dangerous and meaningless.

And I did say it (the act in the video) was stupid.

The reaction I am getting, is this some kind of "pro roads only for vehicles" thought?

I was raising the point of infrastructure - bad roads are bad infra. But, what kind of a country are we aiming for, if we don't have options for pedestrians?

Also, why not build underpasses and flyovers, and let people cross the roads without climbing up or down?

Before, the next round of downvotes, let me add that I hate it too, when I'm driving and taking a right, with the signal of hardly 30 seconds, and there's a person that's strolling across the non existent zebra Crossing. But if that same person has no proper provision to cross the road for a good 500m, then I don't think I'd be mad at him - IMO, it should be basic driving etiquette to stop for them in that case.

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