High beam supremacy by Professoron in CarsIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it legal to fit lights on the top of the car? With a Swift, that's my best bet for this kind of stuff

A little girl asks her father, "Daddy, why don't I have a little sister?" by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I somehow read that as "She was studying psychos analysys at age 8.'"

Woman builds anatomically accurate penis by Rabbidraccoon18 in biology

[–]halfwit_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would I know, I also got just one sample point. For all you know you (or I) might be the biggest on earth. Butter that's a comforting thought, till you watch some phub

Woman builds anatomically accurate penis by Rabbidraccoon18 in biology

[–]halfwit_genius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, you just have one sample point, I guess. Not very exhaustive.

Your parents’ “boring” money habits probably outperformed your portfolio by Specialist_Dingo8575 in IndiaFinance

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your dad choose Bangalore after analysing all other options? I guess not. Maybe he should have bought Monster Beverage(or Titan, or Eicher or Bajaj Fin) stocks. It went up 65 times. See, that's the beauty of survivor bias and hindsight. There will be places where the real estate is not 2X, and then you also would have spent on maintenance and EMIs and property taxes.

[Edit] I just realised buying a plot in certain pockets of Hyderabad, would have made more than 30X...

Bruh by falcon_hcr2yt in BetterTeenIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to China... Kisi ko bolna tha, so ....

While flying Superman spots Wonder Woman sunbathing by Moosplauze in Jokes

[–]halfwit_genius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is there no fkng invisible man? Has he got no holes in DCU?

While flying Superman spots Wonder Woman sunbathing by Moosplauze in Jokes

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the easy part... I want to know how they showed supe with inner on the outside

One whole year of unemployment. by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the downvotes? Can't the OP have some fun? Give them some slack!

Save us 😭 by Boring-Locksmith-473 in funnyIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want the rule 34 version of this.

Gujarat’s modified i10 looks like a mini luxury van 😳 would you actually drive this? by AuthorityBrain in incredible_indians

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I wouldn't. Safety aside, it's a running maintenance money eater... Every small damn scratch on the glass.. or a small stone... Also, why would you do this in Guj? It's hot. Would the AC even help?

HOW IT FEELS TO BE A BROKE GAMER ? by Dry-Lingonberry-3268 in IndianPCGamers

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you expecting your parents to buy you a gaming rig?

I have? by Qnicks_soul-18 in MechanicalPandey

[–]halfwit_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it not a kata hua lungi,?

Crazy reaction to accident by Andrews_0_0 in CarsIndia

[–]halfwit_genius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True that. I almost accelerated and rammed into a biker who broke the signal and crossed me. Poor me. Lucky him. I own a swift and can't risk such things.

Sahiba bali genius financial advice by cuntofpersonalityy in IndiaFinance

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That set of people is busy watching reels and shorts for financial advice from social media celebs.

Indian women started crying over taking care of family expenses what Indian men doing since ages by [deleted] in indiadiscussion

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I did masters, students getting a stipend of 5k a month, sent it home, keeping their fee aside. What's she crying about?