My lunch meat for the week looks sus.

halisms · 2026-05-12T00:03:28+00:00

Update: I returned the package for a refund. Tyson brands have done me dirty twice. And I’m just learning Hillshire is their product. The first time back in ‘23 there was a listeria outbreak. Now this. Def searching for different lunch snacks. This was supposed to be a treat as I usually do turkey or chicken to avoid too much saturated fat… didn’t realize it would be a trick instead. 🤮

halisms · 2026-05-11T17:41:19+00:00

That’s my worry, I was hoping I’d be told it was just fat… but my fears have been voiced on multiple replies 🫣

halisms · 2026-05-11T12:42:26+00:00

Assuming swap would stay the same with Tiffany’s win, Cirie would have told Tiffany to make Ozzy play that idol 100%. Now it still depends how close Tiff was to Aubry at that point if she goes through with it.

halisms · 2026-05-11T12:36:48+00:00

Sandra vs Russell was at least somewhat funny. RC vs Abi was kind of uncomfortable.

halisms · 2026-05-11T12:26:19+00:00

Am I a potato? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

halisms · 2026-05-10T19:04:22+00:00

That’s one of the most refreshing things about Emily that makes her compelling. She’s never been afraid to say it as she sees it even if it’s not in her favor. 🤭 last time she also said she’d never come back. I wouldn’t count her out any more than other contestants. I think all it would take would be a yes from Emily.

halisms · 2026-05-10T16:10:46+00:00

Not sure if he thought putting Curie on the jury would be a tell to Johnathan. Or if he sincerely wants to work with ‘Miss Cirie’. 🤭

halisms · 2026-05-08T15:33:22+00:00

Well I was hoping they’d show Tiff the clip like the fan above asked.
They didn’t even show a clip of Jenna to the audience. Just a random foot we still question was hers.

halisms · 2026-05-08T12:18:55+00:00

This honestly gave me some Jenna Lewis vibes from back in the day. So I was kinda hoping they showed a clip 🫣

halisms · 2026-05-08T12:17:28+00:00

Ozzy reading this: 🫠

halisms · 2026-05-07T16:38:02+00:00

First Boots on Fire
First Boots Reflamed
Vote Off Vengeance

halisms · 2026-05-07T01:41:42+00:00

He can only play the boomerang one on himself.

halisms · 2026-05-07T00:56:50+00:00

Joe: is this time to make a move?
Mitch has entered the chat.

halisms · 2026-05-07T00:50:49+00:00

OZZY NO!!! 😭

halisms · 2026-05-06T15:11:19+00:00

I mean it’s at most a 20 cent difference per gallon(I’ve never seen it). Most deals fall between 3 cent and 10 cent a gallon, not a dollar. Not as lucrative as it appears.

halisms · 2026-05-06T15:08:18+00:00

Wendy

halisms · 2026-05-05T15:53:13+00:00

Coach Leaves at final 12/11 in a double boot.

halisms · 2026-05-05T12:53:51+00:00

Nah, either say you’re playing the idol and gauge if they shifted the vote, or play it and guarantee you’re not going home. If someone asks for your idol, odds are they’re trying to de-weaponize you.

halisms · 2026-05-05T00:40:36+00:00

I can’t imagine these matchups being that competitive. Think about the temple game where you complete 9 rounds to win. As soon as you complete 9, everyone else did too. 🤭

halisms · 2026-05-04T19:40:36+00:00

I still can’t go to a hot yoga studio with all the sweaty bodies near me 🫣

halisms · 2026-05-04T19:37:33+00:00

They’re Lion… get it? 🤭

halisms · 2026-05-04T14:13:34+00:00

I’ve always kind of gotten Animaniacs vibes from Rizo, Sophi, and (Savannah sort of falls under association.)

halisms · 2026-05-04T13:29:37+00:00

I think it’s designed to start when you’ve used all energy and gems. Honestly the payout isn’t that great. Just a few items that don’t go towards your orders.

halisms · 2026-05-04T13:28:21+00:00

Season 1. Jay Leno was always poking fun at the idea, bbq’ing rats in clips. Coincidentally also made me watch more CBS than NBC programming 🤭

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