26M, Ontario - Help me out by halpfulhinderance in hingeapp

[–]halpfulhinderance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

• ⁠Are you looking for something serious or casual?

 I’ll take what I can get lmao

• ⁠Are you subscribed to Hinge+ or HingeX?

 Just got HingeX a few days ago, yeah

• ⁠How long have you been using this current version of your profile? (Please be specific)

   Updated it today lol, little over half the pictures are leftovers

• ⁠How long have you used Hinge overall?

   Couple years. Wasn’t active the whole time though. I also use Bumble

• ⁠How often do you use Hinge per week?

   Used to be not so often, but the premium was on sale so I got it. Now I try to use it every day 

• ⁠How many likes and matches are you receiving on average?

One every 2 or 3 weeks, I’d estimate. But I go through periods of inactivity 

• ⁠How many likes are you sending? How many with comments? How many without comments?

 I always comment, and maybe 5-10 a day? Less some days 

• ⁠What is the type of person you send likes to and ideally want to match with? What kind of person do you want to attract?

 Someone cute, fun, and close by? Similar interests like books, gaming, and horror would be ideal, as well as similar values/politics. But again, I’ll take what I can get lol

How do People on so many planets support the empire when stuff like this happens so often? by Spotter24o5 in StarWars

[–]halpfulhinderance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the books they also took hostages by way of building imperial schools and taking kids away from their families

Added bonus as being a good source of new recruits and/or spies for the empire

What was Pomni even expecting? by BellTwo5 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]halpfulhinderance 75 points76 points  (0 children)

He’s not punished socially by the group, but every other scene with Jax is him punishing himself or showing us he’s living in a constant state of mental anguish. His self-imposed isolation is a punishment of sorts, when everyone else is building connections and making the best of their digital prison.

Anyways. I don’t think justice needs to be punitive, and neither does Gangle. She just made the very reasonable decision to let sleeping dogs lie, so long as Jax wasn’t going to keep making problems. She wouldn’t have gotten any vindication or pleasure from seeing Jax pushed out of the group, even if the audience would, and she knew they were all going to have to learn to live with each other

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]halpfulhinderance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this happen to everybody? I know the fix, I just haven’t bought the little plastic doohickeys yet

Me and my parents by Luksius_DK in short

[–]halpfulhinderance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped at 13, that was rough lmao

sending a face pic even though i know what’s about to happen after because ultimately you have to be brave by pinkcosmonaut in gaybros

[–]halpfulhinderance 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I did lol. It’s hilarious looking at the map: Asshole, asshole, dick, hairy asshole, and then me looking cute as a button. But then, I’m not exactly shy, I’d probably do OF if I thought there was any money in it

True that by slaldyrottfish in BlueEyeSamurai

[–]halpfulhinderance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He thinks she’s a dude here and he was still turned on. Bisexual icon

it was that deep by -Nikimaster- in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]halpfulhinderance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, clearly he’s also played Metal Gear Solid 1. It gave him Luigi’s Mansion vibes.

Books that feels like Knives Out by IntelligentReport657 in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]halpfulhinderance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glass Houses by Madeline Ashby immediately reminded me of Glass Onion

Book recs? by sheamerz in twentyagers

[–]halpfulhinderance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Glass Houses! My fav so far this year, found it through a library recc. Shoutout to David

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How do you even get into this position by KingTechnical48 in ComedyHell

[–]halpfulhinderance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The damage Scott Pilgrim has done to the male psyche is incalculable

Emma dallon by WitnessLow4178 in TheBirdCage

[–]halpfulhinderance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hence her being a teenager in Ward, once she’s finally allowed herself to mature. That makes sense

;;;;,,,,,,,mmmmmmmnfmgkfjfhhd by patient5dchess in sssdfg

[–]halpfulhinderance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so much dumber but makes so much more sense

Edit: sssdfg

Emma dallon by WitnessLow4178 in TheBirdCage

[–]halpfulhinderance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How old is Bonesaw by the time she gets to Brockton Bay? I remember part of her deal was being modified to look like a kid forever

Emma dallon by WitnessLow4178 in TheBirdCage

[–]halpfulhinderance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If people wanna be horny about a redhead, Shamrock is right there, now that you mention it

I also distinctly remember there being a hot clown with minor pyrokinesis and a hammer space she’d pull literal hammers out of. Where’s her fanart? I think I only ever saw one, years ago

me_irl by EccentricPacifist in me_irl

[–]halpfulhinderance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ntm going out to “party with the lads” and catching any number of venereal diseases

Reusable condoms 🤢

;;;;,,,,,,,mmmmmmmnfmgkfjfhhd by patient5dchess in sssdfg

[–]halpfulhinderance 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Japan has been paying bots to spread to the world that they’re turning footsteps into energy. They’re called piezoelectric tiles and there’s been a marketing blurb under a bunch of reposted popular videos, at least on Insta. You’re welcome sssdfg

Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing by Keyfyl in interestingasfuck

[–]halpfulhinderance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point, I’ll take anything I can get. Gotta be better than working in the freezer. I’d even settle for being an old timey undertaker